14 Hilarious Thoughts All Women Have When Getting A Massage
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Number 5 is too real.
There's nothing in life quite as amazing as a great massage. Here's a list of common thoughts you may experience throughout the process.
1. There Should Be a Chart For What Exactly They Mean By “Disrobe”
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2. Do I Take Off My Underwear? Maybe I Should Hide Them In My Other Clothes.
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3. Okay. Here I Am. Naked. Under Tha Sheet. Do I Notify Someone Now?
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4. Awww. Oh Wow. Oh That Hurts Like a Bitch. Keep Doing It.
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5. Omg Why Can’t My Boyfriend Do That?
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6. Maybe She’d Give Him Private Lessons
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7. Or I Could Just Come Here Like Twice a Week and Replace Him Completely.
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8. Maybe She’d Give Me the Private Lessons and I Could Have Any Guy I Wanted
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9. Dammit, I Gotta Turn Off My Thoughts and Go To My Happy Place
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10. Who Am I Kidding? I Don’t Know How and Don't Have One
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11. Oh Crap. It’s Time For The Awkward Flip Moment. Oh Well, YOLO.
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12. Omg That Oil Smells So Good. I Wanna Swim In Oceans Of It.
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13. Omg This Is Amazing. Oh Yeah. My Last F—Has Officially Flown.
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14. I Wonder How Long They'd Let Me Just Limply Lay Here Even Though It's Tehnically Over
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