15 Best 'Zombieland' and 'Zombieland: Double Tap' Quotes

The cast of Zombieland: Double Tap holding lit torches while staring up at something off-screen
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"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio."

You'll Want to Double Tap These Zombieland Movie Quotes

There's nothing more appealing than a zombie flick, especially during the Halloween season.

And it just so happens that the greatest zombie flick of all time, Zombieland has a sequel coming out this weekend. After 10 long years, we will reunite with Tallahassee, Columbus, Little Rock, Wichita, along with meeting a new bunch of characters who also somehow survived the zombie apocalypse.

We couldn't be more excited, which is why we rounded up some of the best Zombieland quotes to refresh our memory as to what happened in the film all those years ago. We even included a few Zombieland: Double Tap quotes for the heck of it. Enjoy!

Best Zombieland Quotes

  • "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is." -Tallahassee

  • "Who's Gandhi?" -Little Rock

  • "I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig." -Tallahassee

  • "That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie." -Columbus

  • "On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you." -Wichita

  • "Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose." -Columbus

  • "Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there." -Bill Murray

  • "Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland." -Columbus

  • "Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?" -Tallahassee

  • "I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland." -Columbus

Best Zombieland: Double Tap Quotes

  • "Merry Christmas! What would you like, little girl?" -Tallahassee

  • "I'd really like for you to stop calling me little girl." -Little Rock

  • "I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em." -Tallahassee

  • "When you love something, you shoot it in the face... So it doesn't become a flesh-eating monster." -Wichita

  • "It's time to nut up or shut up." -Tallahassee

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