10 White Elephant Gifts You Can Purchase on Amazon Now

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It's the gag of the season!

Best White Elephant Gifts (2018)

There's no better game to play around the holidays than White Elephant. It's really what makes the holidays so enjoyable in the first place.

And though the gifts are meant to be more ridiculous than thoughtful, picking out one that'll have everyone crying from laughter can be a bit tough.

Fret not, because we're here to save the day. We rounded up 10 of the best White Elephant gifts you can purchase on Amazon right now. Check 'em out below!

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Awkward Family Photos 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar

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Everyone needs a calendar for the new year, so why not purchase this hilarious take on a necessity? Whoever gets it will surely learn to appreciate their family, unless they're one of the many featured in this calendar... awkward.

Boob Scarf

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Who doesn't love a nice set of tits? Whoever winds up with it at the end of the game is sure to get a kick out of it.

The Original Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder

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This gag gift will be a yuge hit at your White Elephant gift exchange. If they support this guy or not, a heated conversation is about to happen. We hope you're ready for it.

'This Is What I Got in the Christmas Gift Exchange' Mug

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Yep, that's it. At least you can use this mug for many different things. The same can't be said for the rest of the items on this list, but it's all in good fun.

Dad Belly Fanny Pack

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If no one laughs at this or finds it even somewhat hilarious, they clearly have no sense of humor. It's a fanny pack with a dad's belly on it—that's wild.

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls

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Who doesn't love eating cock? Now whoever gets this recipe book will have a variety of ways to prepare the plump white meat for themselves, and anyone else who might enjoy getting in on the action.

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

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Whoever ends up with this will hopefully have a cat or know someone with a feline companion. If not, they can just pick up some furballs from a shelter, if needed.

Bigfoot Ballz Sour Candy

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The only thing better than balls in your mouth is sour balls in your mouth—scratch that, sour Bigfoot balls. With a crunchy outer shell and soft gummy center, they taste just like the real thing. Not that we would know...

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

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It's a horse head that feeds squirrels. Do we really need to say much more about it? Just look at it for Pete's sake!

'Worst White Elephant Give Ever' Popsocket

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And there you have it, folks—the best worst White Elephant gift of them all. You're welcome.

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