15 Sassiest Veronica Lodge Quotes Ever Said on 'Riverdale'

Veronica Lodge sitting in a chair while holding a cup of coffee and smiling at someone off camera in a scene from 'Riverdale'
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"I don't follow rules, I make them. And when necessary, I break them."

These Veronica Lodge Quotes From Riverdale Prove Her Specialty IS Ice

Riverdale is full of sassy female characters and we're here for it.

They all unapologetically speak their mind and are generally always valid in doing so. It's more than inspiring, really.

One woman who always has the wittiest of witty one-liners is none other than Veronica Lodge. Everything she says sounds expensive. We couldn't afford to buy a vowel from her if we tried.

At least we can read her best quotes for free. At least, for now. Keep reading for the spiciest Veronica Lodge quotes ever said on Riverdale.

Best Veronica Lodge Quotes

  • "You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice."

  • "Can't we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist? Can't we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?"

  • "You may be a stock character from a '90s teen movie, but I'm not."

  • "The more handsome the outside, the more rotten the inside."

  • "It's like there was this train that was heading to the rest of my life and I just missed it."

Funny Veronica Lodge Quotes

  • "I will cut the brakes on his souped-up phallic symbol."

  • "If the Manolo Blahnik fits."

  • "You're back to being boring?"

  • "I'm going scorched earth on these privileged, despicable miscreants."

  • "You know what happens to a snake when a Louis Vuitton heel steps on it? Shut the hell up or you'll find out."

Cute Veronica Lodge Quotes

  • ""I don't follow rules, I make them. And when necessary, I break them.""

  • "Most of the time, the people we like don't like us back."

  • "Well, you're a total smoke show now. I mean it. As hot and as smart as you are, you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive."

  • "You're acting like trash and I don't want to get a citation."

  • "I don't work at Pop's, Cheryl. I own it."

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