25 Funny and Relatable Quotes About Turning 50

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You'll Be Excited to Turn 50 After Reading These Quotes

Turning the big 5-0?

We know you're probably terrified and not at all looking forward to being called "old" by just about everyone you meet. Just know that 50 is actually the best age. It's the time when everything falls into place and the rest of your life becomes easier.

It only took 50 years to get to that point, so relish in the infamous age.

If you need some words of encouragement to feel this way, we've got you covered. We picked out some inspiring and hilarious quotes about turning 50 to make you excited to be another year older. You're welcome!

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Turning 50 Quotes

  • "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." -Coco Chanel

  • "Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age." -Victor Hugo

  • "Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old? You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!" -Unknown

  • "You’re not fifty – you’re five perfect 10s." -Unknown

  • "There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it." -Melanie White

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Turning 50 Quotes Inspirational

  • "Turning 50 doesn't mean you're getting old, but instead getting wiser and better than ever." -Unknown

  • "Age is just a number. Don't let it be a state of mind." -Unknown

  • "I don't believe in aging. I believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun." -Virginia Woolf

  • "Age doesn't really matter, unless you're cheese." -Unknown

  • "Fifty is the age when you look back and smile at what you have achieved, frown at those missed opportunities, and release a slight chuckle at those moments." -Unknown

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Turning 50 Quotes Funny

  • "If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to." -Unknown

  • "When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day." -Melanie White

  • "Fifty is only 14 in Scrabble." -Unknown

  • "You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on." -Unknown

  • "The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake." -Unknown

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Quotes About Turning 50

  • "It took 50 years to look this good." -Unknown

  • "Age 50! Now is the time to make your mark on the world-explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges-straight after your afternoon nap." -Unknown

  • "Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed." -Charles M. Schulz

  • "You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West

  • "Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." -Phyllis Diller

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Tangled via Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Funny Quotes About Turning 50

  • "When I grow up I want to be an old woman." -Michelle Shocked

  • "There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 year old." -Unknown

  • "If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent." -Unknown

  • "Looking fifty is great, if you’re sixty." -Joan Rivers

  • "At 50, everyone has the face he deserves." -George Orwell

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