30 of the Best 'The Office' Quotes About Friendship

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"That's what friends do."

Find the True Meaning of Friendship in These Quotes From The Office

We'll take any excuse to talk about The Office, and we mean any.

Without a doubt, it's our favorite show to ever exist for a multitude of reasons that would take way too long to discuss. It has blessed us with plenty of important life lessons, including how to be better friends to our co-workers and our actual friends.

We could go further into detail on that, but why do that when we can just shower you with The Office quotes about friendship instead? Let's not beat around the bush, and just get right on into it. That's what she said.

Best The Office Quotes About Friendship

  • "Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor.' 'Hey, your momma's dead.' That's what friends do." -Michael

  • "I wonder what people like about me? Probably my jugs." -Phyllis

  • "I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family. He is like a son to me." -Michael

  • "I learned from Jim, if Dwight ever asks you to accept something secret, you reply, 'Absolutely, I do.'" -Pam

  • "I want to be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." -Michael

  • "He's not weird, he's just individualistic." -Angela

  • "Um no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney." -Michael

  • "I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail." -Michael

  • "You're the deuce I never want to drop." -Andy

  • "We're like Friends. I am Chandler, and Joey, and uh, Pam is Rachel, and Dwight is... Kramer." -Michael

Funny The Office Quotes About Friendship

  • "Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order." -Michael

  • "Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." -Andy

  • "I have plenty of female friends. My mom, Pam's mom, my aunt, although she just blocked me on IM." -Michael

  • "Oh, no, Dwight's not my friend... Oh my god, Dwight's kind of my friend!" -Pam

  • "Do you want to hear a lie? I think you're great. You're my best friend." -Michael

  • "Enemy's a really strong word, because I think we have a charming back and forth." -Jim

  • "I'm a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third." -Michael

  • "And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Jim is actually my friend." -Dwight

  • "I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one some day." -Michael

  • "For the longest time, my best friend was my grandmother. And then she met Harriet. And now she thinks she's better than everybody." -Michael

Cute The Office Quotes About Friendship

  • "Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do, which was just to wait. For a really long time, that's all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife." -Jim

  • "I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you." -Dwight

  • "Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York. I talked him through his breakup. It's really nice to be good friends again." -Pam

  • "Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your hoe rips your heart out, for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your hoe. And you told her that she was the only hoe for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then... and then suddenly, she's not your ho no mo." -Michael

  • "Dwight, I've always considered us to be very good friends, great friends. Remember your concussion?" -Pam

  • "You and I are soup snakes." -Michael

  • "Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So... have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So... yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates." -Dwight

  • "I need a treat for the gang to win their affections back." -Michael

  • "Michael wants us to bond, so we need topics for conversation." -Dwight

  • "Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work." -Michael

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