15 Best Jason Mendoza Quotes From 'The Good Place'
"I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful."
These Hilarious Jason Mendoza Quotes Definitely Belong in The Good Place
NBC's The Good Place is filled with a cast of not just good, but great characters.
They all hold a special place in our hearts, though Jason Mendoza is far and away our favorite Good Place resident there ever was. He's the ultimate scene-stealer, always dropping a nonsensical line that leaves us laughing for days on end.
With the show coming to a close, we decided to reflect on our favorite Jason Mendoza quotes to keep the good times rolling. Prepare yourself for the laugh of a lifetime as you read through them yourself here!
Best Jason Mendoza Quotes From The Good Place
"I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful."
"I have no idea what's going on, but everyone is talking and I should, too."
"Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
"You got a dope soul and hella ethics."
"I know this sounds crazy, but I'm starting to think there might be more to life than amateur street dancing competitions."
Funny Jason Mendoza Quotes From The Good Place
"She's my everything. She makes the bass drop in my heart."
"Claustrophobic? Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus? Oh! The Jewish."
"What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I'll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I'll be waiting for the bass drop, and it... it'll never come."
"I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am."
"Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed."
Iconic Jason Mendoza Quotes From The Good Place
"I miss being myself. Myself was the best."
"Awesome! I love being on teams. And if we're on a team now, we need nicknames. Optimus, Bumblebee, Jazz, ugh, Megatron. That's what you can each call me. Now we need nicknames for you guys."
"Man, there's so many times that just this amount of money would have changed my life. I could have paid my rent. I could have gone to a real doctor instead of pretending I was a big dog so I could go to the vet."
"We’re refugees. What kind of messed up place would turn away refugees?"
"I love getting my name on stuff. In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare."
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