15 Best Jason Mendoza Quotes From 'The Good Place'

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"I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful."

Ashley Locke
Oct 09, 2019

These Hilarious Jason Mendoza Quotes Definitely Belong in The Good Place

NBC's The Good Place is filled with a cast of not just good, but great characters.

They all hold a special place in our hearts, though Jason Mendoza is far and away our favorite Good Place resident there ever was. He's the ultimate scene-stealer, always dropping a nonsensical line that leaves us laughing for days on end.

With the show coming to a close, we decided to reflect on our favorite Jason Mendoza quotes to keep the good times rolling. Prepare yourself for the laugh of a lifetime as you read through them yourself here!

Best Jason Mendoza Quotes From The Good Place

  • "I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful."

  • "I have no idea what's going on, but everyone is talking and I should, too."

  • "Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

  • "You got a dope soul and hella ethics."

  • "I know this sounds crazy, but I'm starting to think there might be more to life than amateur street dancing competitions."

Funny Jason Mendoza Quotes From The Good Place

  • "She's my everything. She makes the bass drop in my heart."

  • "Claustrophobic? Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus? Oh! The Jewish."

  • "What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I'll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I'll be waiting for the bass drop, and it... it'll never come."

  • "I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am."

  • "Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed."

Iconic Jason Mendoza Quotes From The Good Place

  • "I miss being myself. Myself was the best."

  • "Awesome! I love being on teams. And if we're on a team now, we need nicknames. Optimus, Bumblebee, Jazz, ugh, Megatron. That's what you can each call me. Now we need nicknames for you guys."

  • "Man, there's so many times that just this amount of money would have changed my life. I could have paid my rent. I could have gone to a real doctor instead of pretending I was a big dog so I could go to the vet."

  • "We’re refugees. What kind of messed up place would turn away refugees?"

  • "I love getting my name on stuff. In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare."

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