15 'The Addams Family' Quotes We Have a Lot to Learn From

Morticia and Gomez Addams sitting together on a couch in 'The Addams Family'
The Addams Family via Paramount Pictures

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Learn Some Family Values From These Addams Family Quotes

Name a more iconic family than the Addams Family, we'll wait.

Sure, there are plenty of TV and movie families that come to mind, but the Addams are truly a breed of their own.

With Halloween right around the corner, there's no better time to revisit this notion. We've rounded up our favorite quotes from The Addams Family that truly teach us the importance of family values and so much more. Get to reading them now!

Best The Addams Family Quotes

  • "Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that." -Wednesday Addams

  • "Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill." -Dr. Greta Pinderschloss

  • "To live without you, only that would be torture." -Gomez Addams

  • "A day alone, only that would be death." -Morticia Addams

  • "We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you." -Gomez Addams

Funny The Addams Family Quotes

  • "I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else." -Wednesday Addams

  • "And our credo: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words." -Morticia Addams

  • "They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!" -Gomez Addams

  • "About the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez I'm terribly worried about. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood." -Morticia Addams

  • "You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!" -Margaret Alfford

Iconic The Addams Family Quotes

  • "Think of it, Thing. For 25 years we've attempted to contact Fester in the great beyond, and for 25 years, nothing. I'm beginning to think my brother truly is lost." -Gomez Addams

  • "It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée." -Morticia Addams

  • "Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing." -Wednesday Addams

  • "Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them." -Morticia Addams

  • "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" -Wednesday Addams

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