8 Star Wars Sex Toys Every Fan of the Franchise Needs

Luke Skywalker with a smirk on his face in Return of the Jedi
Return of the Jedi via 20th Century Fox

Take a walk on the dark side.

Star Wars Sex Toys

You'll likely scroll right past this intro to see all the Star Wars-themed sex toys we rounded up for you, so we'll keep it short and sweet.

Yep, sex toys inspired by the intergalactic franchise do in fact exist, and you don't need to visit a galaxy far, far away to get them (That won't be the only time you hear this joke).

It doesn't matter where your allegiance lies, there's a dildo, vibrator, or butt plug waiting for you to take it home and do unmentionable things with.

Keep scrolling to find the perfect Star Wars sex toy for you!

Lightsaber Dildo

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Get penetrated the only way a Star Wars fan should—with a lightsaber dildo, of course. Whether you're a member of the Rebel Alliance or stand with the Galactic Empire, there's a toy for you. Coming in purple, pink, yellow, green, blue, and red, the choice of lightsabers you use is in your hands.

Hand Solo

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For some added pleasure to any solo action, this Hand Solo toy is yours for the taking. Add some lube and you're good to go for any masturbation session. You can even use it with a partner, which adds an extra level of thrill.

Yoda Dildo

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Wise it is to use this sex toy. Don't think of it as boning Yoda, because who would want to do that? Envision it bestowing some ancient wisdom in you through its use.

Laser Sword Flogger

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Have you been bad? Spending too much time on the dark side? You need to be punished with the help of this whip.

Death Star Ball Gag

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The perfect way to gag your partner who has sided with the Rebel Alliance is to use this Death Star-inspired ball gag. If this doesn't get them to shut up, nothing else will.

Star Wars-Inspired Vibrators

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All of the vibrators are the most powerful in the galaxy. Which one will you choose to help you achieve the climactic ending you deserve?

C-3PO Butt Plug

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What better to plug in your rear end than a droid? We're kidding, but not entirely. This plug does have a "speciality in anal arousal" though, so it's worth testing out.

Star Wars Kama Sutra

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Once you've figured out the right toy for you, this book will help you achieve positions only found in a galaxy far, far away.

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