21 'Spaceballs' Quotes That Are Too Hilarious
May the Schwartz be with you!
Read These Spaceballs Quotes When You Need a Good Laugh
In a galaxy very, very, very, very far away, Spaceballs captured the hearts of many.
The hilarious '80s sci-fi spoof really captured all the bleeps, sweeps, and creeps we love most about movies of this nature. Years later, and we're still obsessed with this film.
When we need a good laugh, we turn to these iconic lines from the movie. Read through the very best Spaceballs quotes here and now to laugh your helmet off!
Best Spaceballs Quotes
"So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." -Dark Helmet
"God willing, we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money." -Yogurt
"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it." -Dark Helmet
"I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps." -Radar Technician
"Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now." -Colonel Sandurz
"Oh, no. Not again." -John Hurt
"That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!" -Dot Matrix
Funny Spaceballs Quotes
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!" -Dark Helmet
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower." -Yogurt
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." -Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?" -Lone Starr
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become." -Dark Helmet
"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!" -Captain of the Guard
"Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!" -Dark Helmet
Iconic Spaceballs Quotes
"No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck." -Megamaid Guard
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again." -Colonel Sandurz
"No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again." -Dark Helmet
"I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns." -Princess Vespa
"Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt." -Yogurt
"You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot,' not 'you captain.' I mean, you know what I mean." -Lone Starr
"They've gone to plaid!" -Barf
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Which quote made you want to stop whatever you're doing and watch Spaceballs immediately?