This Is the Perfect Sex Toy for Each Zodiac Sign

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The Best Sex Toy for Each Zodiac Sign

When it comes to important life decisions, we turn to our zodiac sign for some guidance.

Whether we're reading our horoscope to determine the type of month we'll have or discovering the romance novel we need to read, based on our sign, we consult the stars for anything and everything. This is especially true when it comes to sex.

Sometimes we don't know which position would be best for us or even our partner, so why wouldn't we rely on our zodiac sign for a little help in that department? After all, it knows us better than we know ourselves.

One aspect of sex that many people are afraid to discuss in public is the use of sex toys in the bedroom. We may use them already or at least be somewhat curious about them, but rather than ask our friends or family members for their picks, we search the internet in secret for the answers we so desperately crave.

We, with plenty of help from your sign, are here to give you those answers. Scroll below for the best sex toy for you, based on your zodiac sign now. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you were here!

Aries (March 20 - April 19): Delay Spray

Being the first sign in the zodiac, you live life in the fast lane. You're always on the go, waiting for the rest of the signs to catch up. Scratch that, you don't wait for anyone. In bed, you tend to be the same way. You tend to be adventurous and spontaneous, but also like getting the act over quickly. What? You have goals that need to be accomplished. We're here to remind you that sometimes you need to take it slow. And that's exactly why we recommend delay spray for you. Not the sexiest sex toy, but one that'll help you enjoy sex a heck of a lot more, it'll prevent you or your partner from getting off too quickly so you can fully enjoy romping around in the hay with one another.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Blindfold

As a very sensual sign, you appreciate indulging in the bedroom. You don't just have sex to have sex, you do it to get a whole lot out of it. For you, it's all about making love and not just being penetrated by your partner. One thing that you really enjoy is tantalizing your senses, particularly that of touch. When you're blindfolded in bed, your other senses become heightened and touch is the most important one of them all. You'll need to feel your way around when you can't see, thus heightening your lovemaking experience. Try a blindfold on for size, if you haven't already, dear Taurus.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Dual-Stimulation Vibrator

You crave the best of both worlds on a daily basis, Gemini. Being represented by the twins, you tend to have this dual nature. One day you're the life of the party, and the next, you're a total homebody. It just depends on the day. Still, you need all aspects of your personality to be satisfied, especially in the bedroom. This is why a dual-stimulation vibrator is right up your alley. Pleasing your G-spot and clitoris, you'll enjoy your next lovemaking session (whether it's solo or with a partner) to the fullest.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Massage Candle

You may put out this tough exterior to the world, but you're really one big softy underneath it all. You're one of the most caring people anyone will ever have the chance of knowing, doing your very best to let those you love know how much you care at all hours of the day. When it comes to sex, you crave intimacy and getting even closer to your partner than possible. What better way to do that than with a sensual massage? Adding a massage candle into your routine will make your next lovemaking session all the more enjoyable.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22): Cock Ring

Leo the lion, not only are you the queen of the zodiac, you're the queen of the bedroom. You need your partner to give you all the attention they can, meaning they have to last for a very, very long time. The best way to do that is by using a cock ring in your lovemaking routine. It'll help keep them hard, so you can go all night long. And who doesn't want that?

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Lube

An entirely practical person, you don't leave anything to chance. Everything in your life is planned out to a T, and we mean everything. When it comes to your bedroom routine, you prefer to keep things safe. You're not about being adventurous like some of the other signs. Rather, you tend to stick to what you know. And because of that, lube is the toy you need to keep your sex life the way it is. It'll always be there for you when you need it, so you'll never have to worry about it not working for you.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): Handcuffs

You're a very social sign who knows when to take charge and when to not, except for in the bedroom. You tend to be the one making all the decisions, because you think you know best. That isn't always the case, so give your partner the ability to choose how your next lovemaking session goes. Give up some control with the use of handcuffs. We know that might sound intimidating for someone who's a little bit of a stickler, but you'll enjoy it.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Discreet Vibrator

Mysterious and sultry, you're all sorts of alluring. Not many people can get close to you, simply because you enjoy warding them off. You're a tough nut to crack, Scorpio. For you, a sex toy that plays into this is just what you need. It's not so much something that'll be used in the bedroom, but can be used almost anywhere. A discreet vibrator isn't like a regular vibrator, mainly because it doesn't look like one. Like you, it keeps its inner makings buried deep below the surface. Enjoy it whenever and wherever you please!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Anal Beads

The traveler of the zodiac, you're more adventurous than most. You're willing to try many things most wouldn't dare to even think about. You're the same way in bed, always willing to change up your routine for something different. Venture somewhere many haven't gone before with anal beads. Anal play isn't for everyone, but it sure is fun for someone as sprite and willing as a Sagittarius like yourself. And if it isn't for you, at least you'll find peace in knowing that you tried.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Clitoral Stimulator

The mom of the zodiac, you always make sure everyone is taken care of. Seeing as you're the most responsible, you have everything together. Still, getting off in the bedroom is somewhat difficult for you, especially with all that stress you hold in your body. One of the easiest ways to let yourself go is with a clitoral stimulator. It aims to please and tantalize your clit, so you can have the best orgasm in the world.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Nipple Clamps

You march to the beat of a very different drum, Aquarius. Even in the bedroom, you don't follow typical sex protocol. A toy like nipple clamps is best for you for that reason. Many forget to stimulate the nipples during sex, which is a huge mistake. You know that and are aware of their importance in your lovemaking routine, so why not give them the extra love they deserve? You'll be oh, so glad you did.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 19): Wedge

You're everyone's No. 1 supporter, Pisces. The ones you love are abundantly aware of how much you care about them, but that doesn't stop you from smothering them with your love. In the bedroom, you tend to let your partner take control, so they can get what they want. Give yourself some support with a wedge. It'll allow you to get into positions you could only dream of doing and make you feel loved in return. It's practically perfect in every way for someone like you.

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