20 Salad Instagram Captions to Make People Green With Envy

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"Right in front of my salad?"

Best Salad Captions for Instagram

Say what you want about salads, but we're pretty big fans of the leafy dish.

You can serve it up any which way you like, with as many or as few toppings that tickle your fancy. And you can drizzle a drop or the whole bottle of dressing on it, if you so please.

So all you salad haters, back off. For those of you who also enjoy a nice bowl of vegetables, we've got just the thing for you.

Scroll below for all the Instagram captions you'll ever need for all your salad Insta posts, because we know there'll be many!

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Salad Puns for Instagram Captions

•"Lettuce turnip the beet." -Unknown

•"Iceberg right ahead." -Unknown

•"Lettuce be happy." -Unknown

•"Salad gold." -Unknown

•"As salad as a rock." -Unknown

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Funny Salad Instagram Captions

•"Right in front of my salad?" -Unknown

•"I'd toss you one, but I'm not into that." -Unknown

•"Lettuce not forget the dressing." -Unknown

•"The only bar I go to is the salad bar." -Unknown

•"Leaf me and my salad alone." -Unknown

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Cute Salad Captions for Instagram

•"A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity." -Yotam Ottolenghi

•"Salad is the essence of life." -Unknown

•"The perfect dressing is essential to the perfect salad." -Julia Child

•"No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad—perfect." -Kate Moss

•"Salads are an art form." -Marcus Samuelsson

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Salad Captions

•"Shake that salad." -Unknown

•"Another day, another yummy salad." -Unknown

•"Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl." -Dorothy Draper

•"If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he's serious." -Rita Rudner

•"I want to focus on my salad." -Martha Stewart

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