15 Richie Tozier Quotes That'll Warm Your Heart

Richie Tozier looking at someone off-camera while riding his bike in 'It'
It via Warner Bros. Pictures

It's an honor to be insulted by Richie!

If You Feel Insulted by These Richie Tozier Quotes, You're Welcome

Along with stealing the show in It and It Chapter Two, Richie Tozier stole our hearts.

With his crude insults and snarky comebacks, it was a little too easy to fall in love with the character. Even though the movie's hype has died down, people can't stop talking about Richie. We are those people.

For those of you who also adore this character dearly, you'll appreciate these Richie Tozier quotes.

We truly hope you feel insulted by them. It's what Richie would want.

Best Richie Tozier Quotes

  • "You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crack house, and now I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown."

  • "Welcome to the Losers' Club, asshole."

  • "How did I draw the short straw? You are lucky this wasn’t a dick measuring contest."

  • "I’ll show you a staph infection."

  • "Doesn't smell like caca to me, seΓ±or."

Funny Richie Tozier Quotes

  • "Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?"

  • "Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole!"

  • "I'm sorry, who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?"

  • "Look at this motherfucker; he is leaking Hamburger Helper."

  • "I hear the list is longer than my wang."

Cute Richie Tozier Quotes

  • "Glad I got to meet you before you died."

  • "Look at me, Eddie! Look at me!"

  • "Am I still handsome as an adult?"

  • "Jesus, we can get Derry on Unsolved Mysteries."

  • "Eddie? Where the fuck are you? We're not playing hide-and-seek, dipshit."

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