7 Holiday Gifts for the Republicans in Your Family
Seeing red isn't pretty!
Best Holiday Gifts for Republicans
To be frank, we're not big on Republicans.
We swing fairly liberal and Democratic in this office, but we still have some GOP-loving relatives we need to purchase holiday gifts for. We're guessing the same goes for you—tragic.
Anyway, below is a list of Republican-inspired items that'll make the ones in your life even more red with rage. Enjoy!
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'I Am the Elephant in the Room' Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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They are in fact the elephant in the room, and a pretty large one at that. At family gatherings, it'll be easier to know which relatives to avoid, if they choose to wear this shirt.
Republican Pacifier
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Seeing as birth control isn't a thing in a Republican household, they probably have a plethora of little monsters running around. These will help them shut up, though you might need to purchase at least a dozen, because we all know how they feel about abortion.
'Thug Life' T-Shirt
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If this won't royally piss off the Republican in your life, we don't know what will. Be sure to maintain your calm demeanor to upset them even more.
'Make America Great Again' Hat on a Hat
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A picture of a hat on a hat; it makes no sense, same as Republicans. Chances are they already have a MAGA hat, but an extra one can't hurt.
Republican Party iPhone Case
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Harsh criticism aside, there are some (very, very, very few—maybe like one or two, in total) semi-decent Republicans. A few of them are featured on this Republican Party iPhone case. Can you figure out which ones?
Republican Mouse Pad
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Because they clearly have a "very important" job, they'll get great use out of this mouse pad. Unless they're on welfare, which could also be a possibility.
Republican Thong
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When they're about to get down and the person they're fornicating with sees the Republican symbol on these panties, they'll know to run for the hills. When you think about it, it's really a form of birth control that's acceptable for Republicans. They should be thanking you.
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