15 Best Quotes From the 'Kinky Boots' Movie

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You Don't Have to Be Lola to Get These Kinky Boots Quotes

Many people know Kinky Boots for being a spectacular musical on Broadway, but few are aware it was actually a movie-turned-musical.

Long before Billy Porter stepped into the iconic boots, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Joel Edgerton played the ragtag duo of Lola and Charlie.

To pay homage to this classic British-American comedy, we rounded up the very best Kinky Boots quotes to share with all of you. Read through them for pure enjoyment now!

Best Kinky Boots Quotes

  • "Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. Red. Red, Charlie boy. Red! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life." -Lola

  • "The first thing you notice about a person is their shoes." -Harold Price

  • "Came all this way for my advice? I feel like Oprah!" -Lola

  • "What you don't realize, Lola, is this is not my world either." -Charlie Price

  • "Sex shouldn't be comfy!" -Lola

Funny Kinky Boots Quotes

  • "He wouldn't talk to me. Even when he got lung cancer. So it's ironic, really. Fags got him in the end." -Lola

  • "The factory that started the century providing a range of footwear for men will go into the next century providing footwear for... a range of men." -Charlie Price

  • "Like most things in life, they cannot stand the weight of a man." -Lola

  • "How much do you weigh?" -Charlie Price

  • "The right amount! How much do you drink?" -Lola

Iconic Kinky Boots Quotes

  • "And remember. You are not making footwear. You are not making boots. You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex!" -Charlie Price

  • "Thing is, Mike, ask any woman what she likes most in a man. Compassion, tenderness, sensitivity. Traditionally the female virtues. Perhaps what women secretly desire is a man who is fundamentally a woman." -Lola

  • "Maybe you judge what you leave behind by what you inspire in other people?" -Lauren

  • "One never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted." -Lola

  • "I have to warn you, Charlie from Northampton, I have a terrible habit of doing exactly the opposite of what people want of me." -Lola

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