30 Katya Zamolodchikova Quotes That Are Filled With Wisdom

Katya Zamolodchikova posing in front of ropes in a white blouse and black leather skirt
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"Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katya."

These Katya Zamolodchikova Quotes Will Make You Feel Some Type of Way

There's no problem that can't be solved by turning to a Katya Zamolodchikova quote for some words of wisdom.

This average, run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker always knows what to say, but not necessarily when to say it, which is why we rounded up some of her best quotes to have all in one place.

From her time on Drag Race to her YouTube show UNHhhh with Trixie Mattel, Katya has had many quotable moments in her career.

Keep scrolling for our favorite Katya Zamolodchikova quotes of all time!

Best Katya Zamolodchikova Quotes

  • "Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katya."

  • "I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine's Day. When you're a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love with yourself every day."

  • "Just be yourself, and if no one likes that, change."

  • "I'm not gonna panic, because I don't do that anymore."

  • "You're gonna die up there."

  • "Fuck my pussy with a rake mom."

  • "I make loneliness work for me."

  • "Shoot for the moon; if you miss, you will die in outer space, which is cool."

  • "The key to a swollen vagina is courage."

  • "I don't know anything about science other than it's really good for you."

Funny Katya Zamolodchikova Quotes

  • "It actually was 'RuPaul's Best Friend Race' for me."

  • "Count on me to shine where it doesn't count."

  • "Success doesn't find you when you're alone in your house."

  • "I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker."

  • "Katya is at the intersection of glamour and comedy. You can find her right on the corner, selling her ass."

  • "What's the best part about being married to a sociopath? The constant threat of danger keeps you so thin."

  • "I am not emotionally or psychologically equipped to deal with a lot of situations that happen in life."

  • "You know what you can suck? My whole dick."

  • "I have nothing to be ashamed of. And I love to talk about the things that I am ashamed of."

  • "I didn't expect to be afraid of RuPaul. But I was."

Iconic Katya Zamolodchikova Quotes

  • "You let me show the world that I'm good enough. And here, you let me believe it myself."

  • "I feel confident, I feel sexy, I feel stupid."

  • "In Russia, death and sex are the same. Cold, wet, dark and painful."

  • "You know you want this crocheted pussy."

  • "When do we get to blow them? I can't say that?"

  • "You know I'm not going to fall asleep until you make out with me."

  • "Roxxxy Andrews, I think about you all the time, specially in the morning... at the bus stop."

  • "Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, Talent– what do these qualities have in common? I don't know I am not a scientist. I stand here, a charismatic woman, of grace and dignity, with a unique sense of humor and point of view."

  • "I am bombarded with a cacophony of demonic voices in my head telling me, 'You're not good enough!'"

  • "You can put a fucking man on the moon, but I can't get laid?"

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