15 Snarky Jughead Quotes 'Riverdale' Fans Will Appreciate

Jughead glaring at someone off-camera in 'Riverdale'
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"What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world."

Only Weirdos Will Appreciate These Jughead Quotes From Riverdale

It's no secret Jughead Jones is the most sarcastic character on Riverdale.

His quick wit and sharp tongue may not be appreciated by every Riverdale resident, but we're certainly big fans of it. As someone who speaks our language, we relate to Jughead on a deeply spiritual level.

We love his humor more than he'll ever know, seeing as he's a fictional character and all, but we figured we could pay homage by rounding up some of his best quotes from the show so far.

Scroll through our favorite Jughead quotes now!

Best Jughead Jones Quotes

  • "What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world."

  • "Whether you believe in order or chaos, in the end, it's the same. We are either in control of our lives, or merely think we are."

  • "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in and I don't wanna fit in."

  • "Fear. It's the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we're afraid of everything. The dark. The boogeyman under the bed. And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really."

  • "There's more than one kind of home invasion. It's not always fast and violent. Sometimes we open the door and we let the intruder in ourselves."

Funny Jughead Jones Quotes

  • "Yeah? So? I self-identify as a loner. I'm not a pack animal."

  • "I am, by nature, a conscientious objector."

  • "Life's not an Agatha Christie novel, it's a lot messier."

  • "We're not gonna hug in front of this whole school."

  • "To be discussed… over many burgers… and many days."

Cute Jughead Jones Quotes

  • "You're so much stronger than all of the white noise. So don't... don't let go."

  • "I'll figure it out… I always do."

  • "Hey. We're all crazy. But we're not our parents, Betty. We're not our family."

  • "There's that old cliché saying – ‘It's always darkest before the dawn.' But sometimes there's just darkness."

  • "Just kind of hoping it means I'll always be close to him, no matter what."

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