30 Funny Instagram Captions That'll Have Everyone Dying From Laughter
"I need a six-month holiday twice a year."
30 Jokes That Make For Some Seriously Funny Instagram Captions
Looking to serve up some laughs on social media? It's time for some funny Instagram captions! Coming up with a witty and compelling Instagram caption to accompany your photo is no easy feat. You either come up with a billion genius captions, or can't think of a single phrase fit to accompany your pic.
Click through this slideshow to find the right one for your post!
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
I feel I am the undiscovered supermodel.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
Started from the bottom now we're... still at the bottom.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Friday, my second favorite F word.
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Namast’ay in bed.
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… it was tense.
I like big cups and I cannot lie.
How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
Great Samaritan, cleaned up competitor, particularly skilled napper.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee... I'm a maybe.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
I can't recall who I stole this comment from or why.
Simply one more paper cut survivor.
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