Jokes That Make Funny Instagram Captions
30 Jokes That Make For Some Seriously Funny Instagram Captions
Looking to serve up some laughs on social media? It's time for some funny Instagram captions! Coming up with a witty and compelling Instagram caption to accompany your photo is no easy feat. You either come up with a billion genius captions, or can't think of a single phrase fit to accompany your pic.
Click through this slideshow to find the right one for your post!
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
I feel I am the undiscovered supermodel.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
Started from the bottom now we're... still at the bottom.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Friday, my second favorite F word.
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Namast’ay in bed.
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… it was tense.
I like big cups and I cannot lie.
How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
Great Samaritan, cleaned up competitor, particularly skilled napper.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee... I'm a maybe.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
I can't recall who I stole this comment from or why.
Simply one more paper cut survivor.