31 Halloween Puns to Use Every Single Day in October

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"Trick or treat yo' self."

31 Halloween Puns Anyone Who Is 100% That Witch Should Use

There's nothing better than a perfectly placed pun.

Whether slipped in casually to a conversation or written in plain sight for all to giggle at, puns really make the world go round. We're quite fond of them, though we understand they're not for everyone—only those who are true wordsmiths.

With Halloween right around the corner, there's no better time to whip up some spook-tacular puns with a bit of a bite. Prepare yourself for a gourd laugh before you read through the best Halloween puns of the season!

Best Halloween Puns

  • "Too cute to spook."

  • "Fangs so much."

  • "Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes."

  • "Halloween makes me so candy corny."

  • "Creepin' it real."

  • "Eat, drink, and be scary."

  • "If you've got it, haunt it."

  • "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch."

  • "Life is gourd."

  • "Trick or treat yo' self."

Funny Halloween Puns

  • "Witch better have my candy."

  • "I'm here for the boos."

  • "You're just my blood type."

  • "Ghouls just wanna have fun."

  • "Blame it on my boos."

  • "RIP into your candy."

  • "Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you."

  • "You're my boo."

  • "Hello gourd-geous."

  • "Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about."

Spooky Halloween Puns

  • "The witch is back."

  • "All the ghouls love me."

  • "Squad ghouls."

  • "Witching you a Happy Halloween."

  • "Here for the treats."

  • "Get your sheet together."

  • "Fright-eyed and busy-tailed."

  • "Let's get smashed."

  • "Oh my goth."

  • "Demons are a ghoul's best friend."

  • "Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck."

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