10 Funny Online Dating Quotes That Prove It Really Is THAT Bad
Funny Online Dating Quotes That'll Make Single People Laugh Until They Cry
How do we say this nicely?
Online dating is a cesspool of horny people all trying to find someone who will take their loneliness away. For those of you well-versed in the online dating world, you know it's actually far worse than how we just described it.
Still, it's very easy to laugh at the situations we've all experienced because of it. And sometimes that's really what you need when you've convinced yourself you'll be alone forever, a good laugh.
We're here to bring you that with these 10 funny online dating quotes that'll crack you up, then probably leave you crying on the cold, hard ground. Hey, we've all been there.
1. We desperately need this to be a thing:
"I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." -Unknown
2. You got us there:
"I can't believe how convenient online dating is. Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home." -Unknown
3. We knew there was a reason we never liked math:
"Eight percent of people who apply for eHarmony won't get a match. It's a new way to get rejected—mathematics!" -Matt Moore
4. And in it lies the problem:
"Online, everyone can be who they want to be. It only gets tricky when you meet them in the real world." -Unknown
5. Who hasn't been on a date like this before:
"If we meet offline and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." -Unknown
6. The beauty of it all:
"Online dating helps me meet and break up with someone without leaving the house." -Unknown
7. Another joy of online dating:
"Online dating is like online shopping, except you're looking for people no one wants and it's $50 a month." -Phil Pivnick
8. Cheers to that:
"I look great in my online dating profile pictures, because they were taken when I didn't need online dating to meet people." -Unknown
9. That's the enthusiasm we're looking for:
"I'm certain I'll find my soulmate in the questionable and seedy world of online dating." -Unknown
10. Once you've been around the web, you know what to watch out for:
"Online dating is just as murky and full of lemons as finding a used car in the classifieds. Once you learn the lingo, it's easier to spot the models with high mileage and no warranty." -Laurie Perry