15 Hilarious 'Fresh Off the Boat' TV Show Quotes

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We can't believe it's ending!

We're Serving Up the Best 'Fresh Off the Boat' Quotes Here

Constance Wu may be stoked, but we're a disaster after hearing the sixth season of Fresh Off the Boat will be its last.

We've been onboard with this show ever since it was released in 2015, so seeing it part will be such sweet sorrow. Sweet for Constance Wu, mainly.

At the very least, we have these Fresh Off the Boat quotes to get us through this difficult time. And even be there with us when the season finale finally airs on ABC.

Read through them now to mend your broken heart!

Best Fresh Off the Boat Quotes

  • "I was right to support you. You are a gardener, you like to plant seeds. Idea seeds. Business seeds." -Jessica

  • "How can I help you find your next chapter if I can't even find mine?" -Louis

  • "Are you saving that seat for your attitude?" -Evan

  • "Stay away from Arkansas. They've outlawed all the fun stuff." -Louis

  • "I'm gonna treat myself to a pedicure done by a white lady. That's when you know you've made it." -Jessica

Funny Fresh Off the Boat Quotes

  • "It's the only thing she likes more than sensible footwear, instilling fear in people." -Louis

  • "Never estimate a ginger." -Grandma Huang

  • "Yes, all those white people sound like they're making lots of mistakes." -Jessica

  • "Sometimes you have to spend money you don't have to make it seem like you have money that you don't spend." -Louis

  • "Life's heavy, son." -Eddie

Iconic Fresh Off the Boat Quotes

  • "Children are never too old to be controlled. It's just like chess, children are the pawns and you are the queen." -Jessica

  • "Extracurriculars are the wings of a social butterfly." -Louis

  • "If we get separated, try and join a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you." -Jessica

  • "You're not old enough to appreciate the emotion of grunge." -Justin

  • "One woman's trash, another man's treasure." -Louis

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