30 Best 'BoJack Horseman' Quotes From the Netflix Show

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Your Life Will Be Better After Reading These BoJack Horseman Quotes

BoJack Horseman is a magical animated series unlike any other.

We remember when it was first announced and how unsure we were about watching a cartoon about a horseman. Fast forward to today, we would've never imagined we would fall in love with this Netflix original.

It holds such a special place in our hearts for so many reasons, that we're not quite ready to see it all end. Still, we know it's for the best.

To relive the beauty of the series, we're rounding up some of the most impactful BoJack Horseman quotes we live our life by. Read through them all now!

Best BoJack Horseman Quotes

  • "There is no shame in dying for nothing. That's why most people die." -Henry Winkler

  • "Yes, I ate all the muffins, because I have no self-control and I hate myself!" -BoJack Horseman

  • "He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be." -BoJack Horseman

  • "The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead." -Mr. Peanutbutter

  • "It's ok. Sarah Lynn, you are calm, you are thin. Your skin is so soft it's like you murdered a baby and stole its skin. Your skin is murdered baby soft." -Sarah Lynn

  • "I don't understand how people... live. It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: 'Yeah, another day, let's do it.' How do people do it? I don't know how." -BoJack Horseman

  • "All I ever wanted was to be your friend... and you treat me like a big joke. You think I don't notice? Why don't you like me?" -Mr. Peanutbutter

  • "You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late." -BoJack Horseman

  • "BoJack, sit down. You've just been told your brother is dead and that it's your fault. But this moment is bigger than that. This is the moment that Secretariat stops running. Because this is the moment you realize something inside you is broken, and it can never be fixed." -Kelsey Jannings

  • "I've told the story I wanted to tell. To prolong it for commercial reasons would be crass and inorganic. At long last, the public knows what Hollywood stars and celebrities know and what they don't know. Did they know things? We found out." -J.D. Salinger

Funny BoJack Horseman Quotes

  • "So, are you available for Tuesday, or are you gonna be too busy masturbating to old pictures of yourself?" -Princess Carolyn

  • "I told you, that's not what was happening that time. I was masturbating to what the picture represented! You walked in at the worst possible moment." -BoJack Horseman

  • "This is classic Hollywood elitism. BoJack Horseman thinks that because he was on TV, that makes him better than everybody. Well, guess what, BoJack! Now I'm on TV! So now I'm better than everybody!" -Neal McBeal

  • "Beer before liquor, don’t do heroin." -BoJack Horseman

  • "I'm done. That's it. I'm tired of bending over backwards for you anymore." -Princess Carolyn

  • "I mean this in all seriousness. Professionally or in bed?" -BoJack Horseman

  • "Sadly, you can call me LL Cool J because I am in the house." -Mr. Peanutbutter

  • "Cuddlywhiskers, let's give ourselves one night to stick our dick in this script and go balls-deep in the universe." -BoJack Horseman

  • "Henrietta, don’t use a foreign language in front of the child, she’ll get ideas!" -Beatrice Horseman

  • "Are you kidding? That's amazing! Something I wish I was asexual. Maybe then I wouldn't have a strain of herpes!" -BoJack Horseman

Iconic BoJack Horseman Quotes

  • "I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!" -BoJack Horseman

  • "I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy." -Fuzzy Whiskers

  • "I don't cry in front of other people." -BoJack Horseman

  • "When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." -Wanda Pierce

  • "Maybe because you're skinny and maybe 'cause you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things! But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you! And you are a horrible person! And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person." -BoJack Horseman

  • "Everybody deserves to be loved." -Mr. Peanutbutter

  • "Piece of shit. Stupid piece of shit. You're a real stupid piece of shit. But I know I'm a piece of shit. That at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit that don't know they're pieces of shit. Or is it worse?" -BoJack Horseman

  • "Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions." -Todd Chavez

  • "It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I don’t think they exist." -Diane Nguyen

  • "It's not just you, you know. Your father and I, we... well... you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside of you. You were born broken, that's your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects... your books and your movies and your little girlfriends, but it won't make you whole. You're BoJack Horseman. There's no cure for that." -Beatrice Horseman

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