15 'Black Mirror' Quotes to Use as Instagram Captions

Jesse Plemons in the USS Callister episode of 'Black Mirror'
via Netflix

"I know people. We love humiliation. We can't not laugh."

Black Mirror Quotes to Use as Instagram Captions

Black Mirror is a show all its own.

Creepy and captivating, each episode is deliciously dark in a unique way. It really makes us question our existence and then some.

If you're a major fan of the series, shout it from the rooftops by using these quotes as Instagram captions. Find the best one of your next post by scrolling below!

  • "I know people. We love humiliation. We can't not laugh." -The National Anthem

  • "At this point, being bored by anything other than snow would be a relief." -White Christmas

  • "It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. But Jesus Christ, it felt good." -Nosedive

  • "Pictures hang about on Google like a Gypsy fucking curse. There's no cure for the Internet, you would never go away." -Shut Up and Dance

  • "I guess you deflowered me." -San Junipero

  • "You know, we give ourselves a bad rep, but we're genuinely empathetic as a species." -Men Against Fire

  • "Lunatic with production values. That's the worst kind." -Hated in the Nation

  • "Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code." -USS Callister

  • "So many choices, you end up not knowing which one you want." -Hang the DJ

  • "Got our attention, as requested. What do you want to say?" -Fifteen Million Merits

  • "It's like I've had a bad tooth for years and I'm just finally getting my tongue in there and I'm digging out all the rotten shit." -The Entire History of You

  • "And I shouldn't have drunk last night. Next time, could you try and stop me?" -Be Right Back

  • "You are a top bird. I don't know what that means, but I heard someone say it once and you're it." -Playtest

  • "You're not going to win, though." -The Waldo Moment

  • "I guess they were always like that underneath. Just needed the rules to change, for no-one to intervene." -White Bear

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