30 Bill Murray Quotes We Never Get Tired of Hearing

Bill Murray squaring off against a gopher in Caddyshack
Caddyshack via Warner Bros.

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Nobody Can Resist These Charming Bill Murray Quotes

Bill Murray may not be everyone's cup of tea, but he certainly is ours.

His sense of humor is right in line with ours, which is why we've always felt this deep connection to the iconic actor. He may not know we exist, but if he ever met us, he'd feel it, too.

We're putting those vibes out in the universe even more so by sharing our favorite quotes ever said by Bill Murray. We can't resist them and you sure as hell won't be able to either!

Best Bill Murray Quotes

  • "Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light."

  • "The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, you unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week, and life."

  • "I try to avoid the ordinary."

  • "There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect."

  • "Be available for life to happen."

  • "I made a lot of mistakes and realized I had to let them go. Don't think about your errors or your failures, otherwise you'll never do a thing."

  • "It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person."

  • "The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself."

  • "People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honor."

  • "It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be."

Funny Bill Murray Quotes

  • "Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes. I can live without you."

  • "Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy."

  • "Whatever you do, always give 100 percent. Unless you're donating blood."

  • "I live alone and rarely see my friends, but the guy at the Mexican restaurant knows my order, so I got that going for me, which is nice."

  • "Life is so damn short. For fuck's sake, just do what makes you happy."

  • "So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they life to us, it's politics."

  • "I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."

  • "One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself."

  • "It's extremely powerful to say no; it's really the most powerful thing to say."

  • "I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it."

Iconic Bill Murray Quotes

  • "The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream."

  • "Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can."

  • "Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it."

  • "Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has."

  • "Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one."

  • "Social media is training us to compare our lives, instead of appreciating everything we are. No wonder why everyone is always depressed."

  • "You have to hear stories, you have to live stories."

  • "I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them."

  • "You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense, and whiskey."

  • "Grab this day by the neck and kiss it."

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