15 Bill Hader Quotes That Are Truly Iconic

Bill Hader as Richie in 'It Chapter Two' watching Pennywise fly through the air above him
It Chapter Two via Warner Bros. Pictures

Love you, Bill!

I'm Strongly Considering Tattooing These Bill Hader Quotes on My Body

Bill Hader is having a moment. But let's be honest, when is he not?

As the star of the No. 1 box office hit, It Chapter Two, he has been everywhere. I'm not complaining, I'm here for it.

He even received the meme treatment recently—which, in this day and age, really means you hit it big time.

I've been a fan of Bill for a long time, so I'm happy to see the press he's getting. It truly is what he deserves.

Because I adore this Saturday Night Live alum so much, I figured I'd round up some of his best quotes that prove he's just as magical of a human off-screen as he is on. Oh, and I absolutely will get one of them tattooed on my body... one of these days... maybe? We'll see, I'm still deciding.

Best Bill Hader Quotes

  • "If you can't forgive yourself, you think you're never going to be able to forgive yourself."

  • "If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him."

  • "When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game."

  • "Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail."

  • "Every relationship is work."

Funny Bill Hader Quotes

  • "A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world."

  • "To be honest, I don't know how comedy works."

  • "I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing."

  • "I'm never the romantic lead. I'm the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, 'Oh sorry! I'll leave you guys alone.'"

  • "When people tell you what doesn't work, they're usually right. When they tell you how to fix it, they're usually wrong."

Iconic Bill Hader Quotes

  • "No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, 'I never want to make a mistake.'"

  • "It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged."

  • "I learned a lot just watching people perform."

  • "The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience."

  • "I never resented anybody for being successful."

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