15 Best Angela Martin Quotes From 'The Office'

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"If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person."

These Angela Quotes From The Office Aren't as Pure as They Seem

Whether you love to hate her or hate to love her, there's no denying Angela is one of the best characters on The Office.

She may be a bit more polarizing than the other characters, but one thing's for sure, her presence made the show even better. Imagine if she weren't on the show. That wouldn't be a series we'd want to watch.

We know she has some very unique perspectives on the world you likely don't agree with, but she made The Office great. To celebrate all she brought to the show, we rounded up some of the best Angela quotes from the series. Read them all now!

Best Angela Quotes From The Office

  • "Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office."

  • "I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats."

  • "Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes."

  • "Just a couple of kittens out on the town."

  • "Green is a whorish color."

Funny Angela Quotes From The Office

  • "Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby."

  • "Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I'm forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls."

  • "I have no one without my cats. I am utterly and completely alone."

  • "Poop is raining from the ceilings—poop!"

  • "I don't have a headache, I'm just preparing."

Iconic Angela Quotes From The Office

  • "If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person."

  • "I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30. That's how I sleep at night."

  • "This sounds ridiculous, I know, but some people say that I eat like a squirrel."

  • "I only weigh 82 pounds."

  • "No, no, no! I have not yet begun to shame!"

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