Quiz: How Dirty Is Your Mind?

Miss Honey lowering her glasses in amazement at Matilda's powers in the movie Matilda
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How dirty-minded are you, really?

Are you concerned you might have a dirty mind? The only way to find out how filthy your thoughts are is by taking this quiz to discover the truth!

 May 25, 2018
1 of 10Pick your answer!
Have you ever said, "That's what she said"?
Maybe once or twice
Yes
No
2 of 10Pick your answer!
Does hearing or seeing the number "69" make you laugh?
Never
Always
Sometimes
3 of 10Pick your answer!
How often do you crack a dirty joke?
I don't think I ever have or ever will
At least three times a day
Maybe a handful of times a week
4 of 10Pick your answer!
What do you think about most?
My career
Sex
My relationships
My family/friends
5 of 10Pick your answer!
Have you ever told an inappropriate joke at the wrong time?
I would never
Yes, and it happens often
Yes, but it only happened once
6 of 10Pick your answer!
Choose a pick-up line!
Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
7 of 10Pick your answer!
Have you ever been told you have a dirty mind?
No
Yes
8 of 10Pick your answer!
Blue balls...
Okay...
HAHAHAHA
Oh, brother
9 of 10Pick your answer!
Would you feel comfortable if your parents looked through your search history?
I'd be a little on edge
I have nothing to hide
Oh, no
10 of 10Pick your answer!
Choose a dating app!
The League
Tinder
Bumble
OkCupid
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Some of us have are always precious and pure in our thoughts. Then there are the rest of us who have the filthiest minds of them all. Wondering how dirty your mind is? Take our quiz right now to find out!