21 Hilarious 'Christmas Vacation' Movie Quotes

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation via Warner Bros.

There's nothing like a Christmas with the Griswold family.

Christmas Vacation Quotes That’ll Have You Laughing Through the Holidays

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is a staple film of the holiday season.

Nothing gets us in the mood for Christmas like sharing a laugh with our loved ones over a movie. There's never a dull moment in Christmas Vacation, and these quotes remind us why we love it so much.

If you're a fan of Christmas Vacation, the following quotes might be just what you needed to lift your spirits. It reminds us that the holidays are best when spent with family, no matter how crazy things can get. Allow these memorable quotes to get you excited for Christmas all over again!

Memorable Quotes From Christmas Vacation

  • "Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination." -Clark Griswold

  • "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" -Clark Griswold

  • "Looks great. Little full, lotta sap." -Clark Griswold

  • "If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all." -Cousin Eddie

  • "I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping." -Ellen Griswold

  • "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

  • "Surprised, Eddie?... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised." -Clark Griswold

Best Christmas Vacation Quotes

  • "Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer." -Clark Griswold

  • "I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery." -Ellen Griswold

  • "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." -Uncle Lewis

  • "You about ready to do some kissin'?" -Cousin Eddie

  • "Wouldn't be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hooter than they are—hotter than they are." -Clark Griswold

  • "Is your house on fire, Clark?" -Aunt Bethany

  • "You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark." -Cousin Eddie

Greatest Christmas Vacation Quotes

  • "Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." -Clark Griswold

  • "Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!" -Clark Griswold

  • "And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?" -Margo Chester

  • "Clark, we're stuck under a truck!" -Ellen Griswold

  • "It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room." -Clark Griswold

  • "Save the neck for me, Clark." -Cousin Eddie

  • "Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!" -Clark Griswold

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