23 Quotes About Pumpkin Pie That’ll Have You Drooling

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Your favorite holiday dessert is back.

Delightful Pumpkin Pie Quotes

Foodies can agree that eating pumpkin pie is one of the best parts of the holiday season. Served either warm or cold with a dollop of whipped cream, there's a reason we can't stop talking about it.

Nothing compares to your grandma's pumpkin pie, but you can get a similar version at the grocery store. There's really no excuse not to have this scrumptious dessert on your plate! Rich, smooth and bursting with flavor, pumpkin pie puts all other pies to shame.

When it's time for dessert, remember these pumpkin pie quotes while choosing what goes on your plate. We wouldn't make it through a Halloween or Thanksgiving without it!

Beloved Pumpkin Pie Quotes

  • "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis

  • "She smelled like vanilla spice, or pumpkin pie, or something sweet yet sinful." - Genevieve Dewey

  • "The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first course could include a dollop of Italian in 1492, but not Spanish spice or French sauce or too much Indian corn. Nothing too filling or fancy ahead of the turkey and pumpkin pie, just the way Grandma used to cook it." - Tony Horwitz

  • "The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget." - Mitchell Burgess

  • "There is a place, September, oh, very far from Pandemonium. A place where it is always autumn, where there is always cider and pumpkin pie, where leaves are always orange and fresh-cut wood is always burning and it is always, just always Halloween." - Catherynne M. Valente

  • "What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?" - John Greenleaf Whittier

Sweet Pumpkin Pie Quotes

  • "Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good." - Edgar Allan Poe

  • "Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate." - Garrison Keillor

  • "My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: The turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie." - Douglas Conant

  • "But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!" - Margaret Junkin Preston

  • "I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it." - Robert Breault

  • "On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. All the locks are solid and tight, and there are no ghosts." - Shirley Jackson

Festive Quotes About Pumpkin Pie

  • "Autumn. Pretty leaves, pumpkin pie and sweaters. Perfect weather for reading. Winter is great but I hate shoveling." - Eden Robinson

  • "And so, Thanksgiving. It's the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans sit down to exactly the same meal as one another, exactly the same meal they grew up eating, and exactly the same meal they ate a year earlier. The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so." - Nora Ephron

  • "Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice." - Sandra Lee

  • "Let's be honest: you can't celebrate fall without it's leading role - pumpkin! You can incorporate this flavor of the season in so many ways, from candles to lattes, pies to decorations." - Rachel Hollis

  • "A pumpkin pie a day keeps the doctor away." - Unknown

  • "I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe." - Lewis Black

Exciting Pumpkin Pie Quotes

  • "Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car." - Stephen Colbert

  • "He hadn't spent a lifetime pushing women away only to be taken down by a piece of pumpkin pie." - Kele Moon

  • "What I crave more than anything today is to sit at an outdoor cafe on a cool autumn day. I just want to feel that end-of-the-year breeze as I sip a cup of green tea and take my time with a piece of pumpkin pie. I would slump in my chair and allow my mind to roam wherever it chose. Nothing else in the world epitomizes absolute freedom to me more than that thought. I could be alone or with a friend I know so well that we wouldn't have to speak. Sometimes I wake up in the morning thinking about pumpkin pie." - Damien Echols

  • "Autumn skies and pumpkin pies." - Unknown

  • "A brand new pie is waiting for me each night after work, as if he knows he hit his stride and he is going to exploit that knowledge. Fudge pie, pumpkin, apple, pecan, chocolate, strawberry, rhubarb, lemon, peach... I go through a week of pies, then two." - Ella James

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