26 Naughty Christmas Quotes That Will Have Your Toes Curling
We're all waiting for Santa for different reasons.
Naughty Christmas Quotes
Everyone loves the idea of a naughty Christmas. You'd be lying if these dirty Christmas quotes didn't get you even more excited for the holidays this year. Plus, you might even get a good laugh! Don't worry, your secret is safe with us.
Check out these raunchy quotes just in time for Santa to pay you a visit this year. They'll go perfect on a steamy holiday card or in a text to your bae. You might even find the perfect Instagram caption for your sexy holiday photo! So, if you think you've made the naughty list this year, you've come to the right place!
Raunchy Christmas Quotes
"Permanently on the naughty list."
"Santa loves a naughty girl."
"All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty boys."
"A little naughty, a little nice. It's all about balance."
"Santa's little ho ho ho."
"Have a kinky Christmas!"
"Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count?"
"The only package I want this Christmas is yours."
Sexy Christmas Quotes
"All I want for Christmas is you... naked."
"Let me lick your peppermint stick."
"The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year."
"Meet me by the mistletoe."
"Let's make sure you get something off your wish-list tonight."
"'Tis the season to be naughty!"
"Dear Santa, I've been naughty and it was worth it."
"Sorry Santa, naughty just feels so nice."
"Where my ho's at?"
Dirty Christmas Quotes
"Better wrap that present up before you give it to me."
"Naughty girls have all the fun."
"We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you."
"I love your candy cane."
"I want to be the reason Santa puts you on the naughty list."
"Be naughty. Save Santa a trip."
"I want you to stuff my stocking."
"Baby it's cold outside, but hot in here."
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal."
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