These Movie Quotes About Dating Aren't Only Funny, but They're so True

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Hilarious Movie Quotes About Dating

Looking for a good laugh? We've got you covered with these comical movie quotes about love and dating.

Some of our favorite romantic comedies have actually given us some words to live by. Although your favorite movie is probably fiction, it doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it. Sometimes we have to cover up the pain with laughter. Love can be a tricky topic, so why not approach it with some humor?

You might find these 22 funny yet romantic quotes useful in your own life. Take a look at these movie lines and determine which ones stand out to you most. If you have no use for them, chances are your best friend is in a relationship rut. Don't back out now!

Hilarious Movie Quotes About Dating

  • "Just ask a question, that's it. Because women do not care about what you have to say at all and all they want to do is talk about themselves." - Cal, 40 Year Old Virgin

  • "You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you?... Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!" - Dom, There's Something About Mary

  • "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." - Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite

  • "No woman wakes up saying, 'God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" - Hitch, Hitch

  • "First dates are interviews." Ryan Reynolds, National Lampoon's Van Wilder

  • "If this relationship is going to work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it." - Batman, The Lego Movie

Movie Quotes About Dating That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry

  • "You don't want to meet a chick in a bar man... you gotta go to other places. You gotta go to spin class, a farmer's market... just somewhere social, non-threatening." - Officer Michaels, Superbad

  • "Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind." - Kevin, 27 Dresses

  • "A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles." - Will Smith, Hitch

  • "The secret to success is to never go for the prettiest one." - Robin Hood, Robin Hood

  • "I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself." - Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc

  • "Do not confuse love with lust nor drunkenness for judgment." - Sala, The Rum Diary

Try Not To Laugh At These Dating Movie Quotes

  • "I've always liked smart women but it's been an expensive hobby." - Reiner, The Counselor

  • "Single by choice, just not my choice." - Madge Hardcastle, *The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

  • "When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl." - Once-ler, The Lorax

  • "Lovers are just like buses. You just have to wait a little while until another one comes along." - Carlos, A Single Man

  • "An affair has more rules than marriage." - Lena Brandt, The Good German

Funny Movie Quotes About Dating You Can't Resist

  • "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose." - Amber, Clueless

  • "Heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller… and to make it harder for them to run away." - Viola, She's The Man

  • "In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome… The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass." - Mac MacGuff, Juno

  • "I don't bite, you know...unless it's called for." - Regina Lampert, Charade

  • "Your crazy matches my crazy, big time." - Deadpool, Deadpool

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