These 20 Funny Quotes About Dads Will Have You Calling Yours Up!


It's not Father's Day without a good laugh!

These 20 Funny Quotes About Dads Will Have You Calling Yours Up!

Celebrate Father's Day this year with these funny and relatable quotes! Our dads deserve to be spoiled for this one day each year, since they're always so busy taking care of us. Let's make sure this holiday is all about them!

No matter what age you're at, you can admit how special your relationship with your father is. Dads always seem to know what to do to put a smile on your face. Whether it's coming to the rescue when you have a flat tire, or being there to hold his newborn grandchild, dad is always there.

One of the greatest things about fathers is their impeccable sense of humor. Sorry moms, dads are the funny ones! Don't pass up these hilarious quotes about dads this Father's Day.

Cute Dad Quotes

  • "A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Steve Martin

  • "I feel like the success of parenthood is feeling like I failed all day today, but I get to wake up tomorrow and do it again and hopefully they turn out to be a good human being." - Justin Timberlake

  • "My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic." -Spike Milligan

  • "Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch." - Jon Stewart

  • "Never underestimate kids' tenacity. Raising a child is like wrestling a small but relentless opponent." - Stephen Colbert

Hilarious Dad Quotes

  • "On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven visiting daddy's freedom." - Ryan Reynolds

  • "You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." - Jerry Seinfeld

  • "In the 'looks of disappointment' department, my cat has picked up where my father left off." -Tom Papa

  • "Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really." - Dave Barry

  • "There should be a children's song: If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep." - Jim Gaffigan

Best Dad Quotes

  • "For fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye... get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need." -Will Ferrell

  • "When you got more than one kid, you just wake up angry." -Kevin Hart

  • "When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape." - Dave Attell

  • "I gave my father $100 and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother." - Rita Rudner

Irresistible Dad Quotes

  • "My daughter got me a 'World’s Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.” -Bob Odenkirk

  • "The only way I can describe [fatherhood]—it sounds stupid—but at the end of 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas', you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; it's just full all the time." -Matt Damon

  • "Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business." - Jimmy Fallon

  • "Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks." - Jim Gaffigan

  • "I rescind my early statement, 'I could never fall in love with a girl who regularly poops her pants.' I hadn’t met my daughter yet." -Dax Shephard

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