Say 'Hey, Puddin' to These Harley Quinn Quotes

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These Harley Quinn quotes will have you feeling invincible.

Our Favorite Harley Quinn Quotes

These Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) quotes prove that she doesn't play games. She's totally the real deal, and we wouldn't dare mess with her. If there's one thing we've learned from Suicide Squad, it's that we'd all love to be Harley Quinn for a day!

Harley's biggest downfall is her obsession with her man, the one and only, The Joker (Jared Leto). She's head over heels for him, but that doesn't mean he's the best thing for her. But it wouldn't be true love if it made sense, right? Harley offers us plenty of quotes about love and romance that we can't help but remember.

Check out these totally badass quotes by Harley Quinn that you didn't know you needed to hear. What's not to love about her? She's got looks, brains, and superpowers!

Harley Quinn Quotes On Love

  • "It soon became clear to me the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman … was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics."

  • "I found the Joker's psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me."

  • "Why can't a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?"

  • "You know, for what it's worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin' sweetheart."

  • "Face it, Harl, this stinks! You're a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown."

  • "Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…"

  • "Don't get me wrong, my puddin's a little rough, but he loves me, really."

  • "My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls."

Harley Quinn Quotes That Are Totally Badass

  • "What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it's the voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! That's not what they really said."

  • "I'm not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way."

  • "What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!"

  • "Oh, come on, Puddin! Don't you wanna rev up your ‘Harley'? Vroom vroom."

  • "I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want."

  • "Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin' too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman."

  • "I'm known to be quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you."

  • "Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?"

  • "You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I'm not even a real blonde."

Memorable Harley Quinn Quotes

  • "So, what if I'm crazy? the best people are."

  • "I got you a kitty."

  • "They've got Hello Kitty on them. They're fashionable."

  • "We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that's over, Mistah J."

  • "I'll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day."

  • "Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Momma's gonna kill for you the whole damn world."

  • "If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad."

  • "You didn't like my show? Well, try this one. It's called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.' It's a comedy."

Fierce Quotes By Harley Quinn

  • "All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt."

  • "Wait till they get a load of me."

  • "You can't deny there's an element of glamour to these super criminals."

  • "Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy."

  • "You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be."

  • "I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn't let me go straight! Society is to blame!"

  • "Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out."

  • "I'm going to kill you. For everything you've done to me. All the times you've made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive."

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