These Funny Quotes About Work Will Make Your Day More Bearable
It's not that serious, really.
Funny Quotes About Work
These hilarious quotes about work are too good to resist! Whether we like it or not, we have to spend a good portion of our lives working. Some of us are already counting down the days until retirement. However, some people love working so much that they do it until they can't anymore. No matter where you fall on the spectrum, you'll find these quotes to be relatable.
Like anything in life, your job is what you make of it. Allow these work quotes to lighten your mood, making your work day slightly more bearable. You'll thank us when you catch yourself laughing through your shift!
Hilarious Work Quotes
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." - Robert Frost
"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?" - Kin Hubbard
"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished." - Leslie Nielsen
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb
"I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own." - Woody Allen
Relatable Work Quotes
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter." - John Gotti
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." - Mark Twain
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant." - Scott Adams
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." - Betty Reese
"If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'" - Dave Barry
Noteworthy Quotes About Work
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." - Jerome K. Jerome
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." - Oscar Wilde
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." - Robert Benchley
"Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?" - Edgar Bergen
"A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure." - Henry Kissinger
Fascinating Quotes About Work
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
"I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." - Bill Gates
"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early." - Groucho Marx
"Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want." - Tori Filler
"My son is now an 'entrepreneur'. That's what you're called when you don't have a job." - Ted Turner
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