Find Some Humor in These 22 Funny Quotes About the Summer Heat

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These quotes will have you sweating.

Hilarious Quotes About Coping With The Heat

If there's anything we can all agree on, it's how much we can't stand the heat! It's great at first—ice cream, beach days and daiquiris... everyone's favorite summer indulgences. However, if there's a reason to complain, people will find it! We might as well have some fun while we're at it with these comical summer quotes.

So, what makes the heat more bearable? Like anything in life, the answer would be laughter. If we're all going to suffer through the sun's unbearable rays this summer, let's do it with a smile. In fact, these relatable quotes might even remind you how much you love the sun, even when it leaves you with a raging sunburn.

Check out these hot weather quotes that'll have you thirsty for more!

Relatable Summer Heat Quotes

  • "It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do." - Walter Winchell

  • "A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken." - James Dent

  • "Dear weather, stop showing off. We know you're hot!" - Unknown

  • "Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it." - Russell Baker

  • "During this heatwave, please remember to dress for the body you have, not the body you want." - Unknown

Funny Quotes About The Summer

  • "This kind of heat sucks when you're not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation." - April Mae Monterrosa

  • "Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January." - Hal Borland

  • "It ain't the heat, it's the humility." - Yogi Berra

  • "I'm pretty sure some humans were meant to hibernate all summer. I'm sure that I'm one of those humans. Wake me up in October!" - Unknown

  • "God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken." - Rachel Caine

Best Summer Heat Quotes

  • "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." - Jane Austen

  • "Wind is God's way of balancing hear." - Joe Barton

  • "I'm in a relationship with my air conditioner." - Unknown

  • "One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant." - Jonah Goldberg

  • "The month of August had turned into a griddle where the days just lay there and sizzled." - Sue Monk Kidd

Hilarious Quotes About The Summer Heat

  • "It was like riding into the blast of a hair-dryer set on hot." - Colin Cotterill

  • "If I don't make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!" - April Mae Monterrosa

  • "Iced coffee on a hot day can perform miracles." - Unknown

  • "I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs." - Irvine Welsh

  • "Perhaps the most traumatic aspect about the current heatwave is the number of the unshirted who are unsuited for public shirtlessness."

  • "It's so hot! The hens are picking up worms with potholders!" - Unknown

  • "People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy." - Anton Chekhov View this post on Instagram A post shared by TRAVEL||BEACH||RESORTS (@travelerspotss) on Jul 21, 2019 at 1:56pm PDT

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