18 'Euphoria' Quotes That Show Just How Wild the Show Is

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The Craziest Quotes From Euphoria

High school isn't easy for anyone, especially Rue Bennett, portrayed by Zendaya. In just a single season, Euphoria has gotten extremely deep and seriously twisted. We love these intense quotes from the series for their brutal honesty, no matter how tough times get.

This HBO series really brings the drama to the TV screen. It presents the reality of growing up, especially when it comes to navigating through love and friendships. Not to mention, we see some pretty screwed up stuff. Life sucks sometimes, and we found all the best quotes from Euphoria to prove it.

Read these quotes about sex, drugs, and social media that'll knock you off your feet. Talk about uncensored. You probably won't miss high school one bit!

You Won't Believe These Euphoria Quotes Are Real

  • "He made a long mental checklist of the things he liked and disliked about women. He likes tennis skirts and jean cut-offs, but not the kind so short you could see the pockets. He liked ballet flats and heels. He hated sneakers and dress shoes. He was fine with sandals, as long as they were worn with a fresh pedicure. He liked thigh gaps, hated cankles. He liked tan lines, long necks, slender shoulders. He liked good posture and fruit-scented body mist. He liked full lips, and small noses. He liked chokers, but the lacy ones with flower cutouts or delicate patterns. He hated girls who sat like boys, talked like boys, acted like boys. But there was nothing on planet Earth he hated more than body hair." - Rue

  • "I mean, I'm all good with drugs until guns start coming out." - Rue

  • "But were all under 18. Children can't make child pornography." - Troy

  • "Some people say that the eyes are the windows to the soul... I disagree. I think it's your dick." - Rue

  • "This is the feeling I have been searching for my entire life, for as long as I could remember. Because suddenly, the world went quiet. And I felt safe, in my own head." - Rue

  • "Have you gone through his phone? I've never not gone through someone's phone." - Cassie

Most Exciting Quotes From Euphoria

  • "You know, it's one thing for my classmates to body shame me, but for you, Principal Hayes, that's just a whole other thing. It's degrading. It's discriminatory. And it just goes to show how insidious, and systemic body terrorism truly is in this country." - Kat

  • "I know it all may seem sad, but guess what? I didn't build this system, nor did I fuck it up." - Rue

  • "I was once happy, content, sloshing around in my own private, primordial pool. Then one day, for reasons beyond my control, I was repeatedly crushed over and over by the cruel cervix of my mother, Leslie. I put up a good fight, but I lost, for the first time, but not the last. I was born three days after 9/11." - Rue

  • "I know your generation relied on flowers and father's permission, but it's 2019, and unless you're Amish, nudes are the currency of love. So stop shaming us." - Rue

  • "I don't know what kind of fucked up shit you got going inside of your head. I don't know how to help, but I could tell you one thing: this drug shit, it's not the answer." -Fezco

  • "You think ‘cause I went to rehab I stayed clean?" - Rue

Shocking Euphoria Quotes

  • "It was like there was no more air left in the world. And I was gasping, and I was panicking." - Rue

  • "I'm envious of your generation, you know. You guys don't care that much about the rules. You know, I think that's a good thing. And I don't want to be that old guy that gives you advice, but I look at you and I think there are two versions of how your life can go. You can either go someplace, where you're wanted for who you are. Or you can stay in town like this. End up like me. Living your life out in motel rooms. Selfishly I hope you stay." - Cal

  • "Drugs are kind of cool. I mean, they're cool before they wreck your skin. And your life. And your family. That's when they get uncool. It's actually a very narrow window of cool." - Rue

  • "If I could be a different person, I promise you, I would. Not because I want it, but because they do. And therein lies the catch." - Rue

  • "Bitch, this isn't the 80s. You need to catch a dick!" - Jules

  • "Suddenly, the whole world goes dark and nothing matters but the person standing in front of you." - Rue

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