All of Chrissy Teigen's Hilarious Tweets, Ranked Here
If there was an award show for the account with the funniest tweets, Chrissy Teigen's Twitter would definitely be nominated. She demonstrates what modern day humor is really like, and we're all for it! Come on, her Twitter bio is literally, "de-motivational speaker".
Teigen's best tweets are when she laughs at her own misery. She reminds us that she might be a celebrity, but her life is constantly falling apart like anyone else's. Humor truly is the best coping mechanism, Teigen would definitely agree!
We've compiled 30 downright hilarious tweets posted by the mother, wife, and legend. Go ahead and rank which ones make you laugh the hardest. You might be surprised to learn how many people agree!
When She Didn't Know Where John Went
i woke up and thought john went the gym but nope. china.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 9, 2015
When She'd Just About Had It With Cyclists
Admit it, cyclists. You don't like anyone in the world but other cyclists.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 23, 2012
When She Used Tough Love On Her Daughter
it's working!!!! she now eats all her food when she orders from the menu and pays for it 😂 pic.twitter.com/zen2PfNnis
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 22, 2018
When She Question Her Ankle Cracking
every time I move my ankle, it cracks. Is this normal and just part of the dying process?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 19, 2018
When She Admitted How Protective She Is Of John
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 30, 2014
When She Tried To Buy Clothes In The Mannequin Store
Remember that one time I went into a store because I liked a dress on the mannequin but it turned out to be a mannequin store
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 1, 2012
When She Commented On Hosting The Oscars
I have not been asked to host the oscars yet so at least they aren't THAT desperate
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 7, 2018
When She Wanted To Wear A Towel To Dinner
John won't let me go to dinner in my towel even thought it is my favorite outfit
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 1, 2018
When She Couldn't Figure Out How To Cook Frozen Food
Why the fuck do frozen foods assume your drunk ass knows the wattage of your microwave? My sober ass doesn't even know.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 9, 2012
When She Wanted To Give Up Showering
The 30 seconds of cold skin and hair post-shower...not worth it to me anymore. I no longer wish to shower again.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 16, 2015
When John Made Her Disable Her Tamagotchi
My tamagotchi lasted one hour. John made me disable it
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 10, 2016
When She Admitted She Could Never Be A Spy
I could go like...4 hours before I would excitedly tell someone I was a spy
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 7, 2017
When She Was Excited For Her Room Service Order
"Before you order just know it's a 2 hour wait for room service right now" well nice try I'll see you at 5am baby that don't scare me fill ‘er up
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 18, 2018
When She Was Outraged By MacBook Release Dates
if you ever want to know when the newest MacBook comes out, it's normally 5 days after I fucking buy one
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 30, 2018
When She Substituted Frozen Vegetables For Ice
didn't buy ice pic.twitter.com/jJSVX0VDZT
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 3, 2018
When She Apologized For Being A Total Wreck
hello everyone from Luna's school orientation today. im sorry I projectile puked caffeine upon arrival, couldn't open my eyes and had the noisiest newborn in the room. (not a joke, very sorry, see you tomorrow)
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 20, 2018
When She Substituted Eating Beef Jerky For Brushing Her Teeth
I just ate beef jerky to cleanse my mouth of my stale breath. I am at home and have access to a toothbrush and toothpaste.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 20, 2013
When She Reached A New Level Of Lazy
lazy is moving your shorts crotch to the side to pee
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 13, 2013
When She Reminded Her Fans Not To Act Stupid
no girl im not a god damn doctor https://t.co/cBvZv3NqTk
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 9, 2018
When John Finally Told Her That Her Breath Stinks
for the first time in 12 years, John has said yes to my question of "does my breath stink" - this is a special day
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 28, 2018
When Her Hangover Was That Bad
Threw up in the cab into a bag of cool ranch doritos. This hangover is no joke. Also I'm pretty sad about my doritos.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2012
When She Feared Her Avocados Would Threaten Her Parenting Abilities
When my avocados go bad I feel like I'll never be a good mother and get noticeably distraught
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 19, 2015
When She Comments On The Drama Of Reality TV
real housewives so dramatic "she wrote 'enjoy this room' on the card what the fuck is that supposed to mean 'ENJOY THIS ROOM' hmm"???????? literally it just means enjoy the room. god I love it
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 25, 2018
When She Collected Her Spilled Breast Milk
EVERY DROP COUNTS IN THIS HOUSE pic.twitter.com/3hLL0AvAED
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 18, 2018
When She Shared Her Thoughts On Instagram Live
I just did my first Instagram live and I've never felt so creepy pathetic self obsessed in my entire life. It should be illegal all I want to do is apologize
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 9, 2018
When Pizza Hut Followed Her On Twitter
OH MY GOD 11:11 REALLY IS MAGICAL pic.twitter.com/8iu5MM8DKR
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2015
When She Wasn't Invited To The Westminster Dog Show
honestly upset i have not been invited to the westminster dog show especially with the amount of people who call me a dog daily on twitter
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2015
When She Realized The Fate Of Her Boredom
i am basically just refreshing websites until i fucking die i guess
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 8, 2014
When She Drunk Tweeted John
@johnlegend sometimes i go to your page and get excited it says you follow me then i remember you married me im drunk
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 27, 2013
When She Admitted That Nobody Likes Yellow Or Orange Candy
I'm trying to think of an instance when yellow or orange is good in the candy world
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 8, 2018