Put Your Drink Down And Check Out These 23 Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

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Best Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

Do people consider you the life of the party? These booze cruise Instagram captions will prove it.

There’s nothing more relaxing than enjoying cocktails by the pool in the middle of the ocean. Whether it’s a girls trip or a romantic getaway, your booze cruise must be documented with tons of photos. That’s right, even the embarrassing moments deserve to be captured.

Show off your bikini pic or your ocean view, either one will do the trick. When you’ve finally narrowed it down to the perfect photo, allow one of these IG captions to tell the story.

Fun Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

  • Cruisin' & boozin'.

  • Can't we just muster drill at the bar.

  • Today's forecast... cruising with a strong chance of drinking.

  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  • This weekend, I don't give a ship.

Irresistible Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

  • Let me drink about it and get back to you.

  • Friends that cruise together stay together.

  • WARNING: I bought the drink package.

  • Time to get ship faced and a little nauti.

  • What happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

Our Favorite Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

  • I followed my heart and it led me to the bar.

  • Life is better drunk on a boat.

  • Muster drill: interrupting bar service since 1972.

  • I have mixed drinks about feelings.

  • I'll take a side of ocean with my morning marg.

Carefree Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

  • Sun, sand & a drink in my hand.

  • Salty air, messy hair, don't care.

  • Cruisin' for a boozin'.

  • In dog beers, I've only had one.

  • Girls gone cruisin'.

Funny Booze Cruise Instagram Captions

  • I like beer. But I prefer beers.

  • You booze, you cruise, you lose.

  • What could possibly go wrong?

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