Quiz: Not Even The Biggest "Parks & Rec" Fans Can Pass This Quotes Quiz

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"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work."

If you're the biggest Parks & Rec fan around, then step right up and take this ultimate quotes trivia test!

 Jun 06, 2019

1 of 40Finish The Parks & Rec Quote!

Ron: "Catching the #12 bus to Satan's _____?"
armpit
nostril
butthole

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Andy: "I'm not crying, okay? I'm allergic to _____."
jerks
onions
cats

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Ron: "Tammy #1 is my blonde _____."
dog
chicken
rabbit

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April: "My mom's _____. That's why I'm so lively and colorful."
Italian
Canadian
Puerto Rican

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Ben: "They would never cancel _____. It's a crossover hit. It's not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they're telling human stories in a fantasy world."
Game of Thrones
Outlander
Supernatural

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Chris: "My body is like a _____. A grain of sand could destroy it!"
microchip
leaf
crystal

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Andy: "I once ate a _____ with the wrapper on, and I've never seen the wrapper come out."
Twix
Milky Way
Snickers

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Ann: "One time I thought he _____. But it was me."
vomited
farted
coughed

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Leslie: "I would never ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be _____."
Equality
Angel
Crystal

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Andy: "I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a _____ on the way home, so... the economy."
Wendy’s
McDonald's
Hardee's

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Tom: "On a scale from one to _____, how is he?"
Michael Jackson
Kid Rock
Chris Brown

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Donna: "If you see Jasmine, tell her she can keep Anthony, but I want my _____ back."
crockpot
blender
microwave

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Tom: "Well, well, well. If it isn't Ethel Beavers. What's up, beautiful? _____ just called; she wants her hair back."
Kate Middleton
Julianne Moore
Blake Lively

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April: "I dig your _____ tunes, man."
swingin'
groovy
catchy

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Leslie: "You jumped into a creek for a _____? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?"
burrito
pancake
sandwich

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Donna: "Luxury dog park. Poodles only, no _____."
pooping
barking
mutts

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Jean-Ralphio: "I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are gonna _____ tears."
drip
piss
cry

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Ben: "I'm sorry, are you eating turkey chili off of a _____?"
shoe
car
frisbee

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Mark: "I've always said, we should go on more dates with _____."
Ron
Jerry
Tom

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Jerry: "Stop being so _____, Kyle."
obnoxious
pretentious
standoffish

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Ron: "The whole thing is a scam. _____ were invented by Hallmark to sell cards."
Birthdays
Anniversaries
Holidays

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Ron: "Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even _____ avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man."
telemarketers
priests
salesmen

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Ken Hotate: "There are two things I know about white people: they love _____ and they are terrified of curses."
Counting Crows
Matchbox 20
Nickelback

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"Tom: "I'm like an _____, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there."
antelope
iguana
elephant

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Ron: "_____ do nothing for me... but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace."
Strippers
Dancers
Cheerleaders

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Ann: "What is your ideal man?" Leslie: "He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of _____."
Joe Biden
Jerry Seinfeld
Bob Saget

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Ron: "Fishing relaxes me. It's like _____, except I still get to kill something."
yoga
meditation
prayer

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Ron: "Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a _____."
legume
fruit
vegetable

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Leslie: "_____ are just pizza but they're harder to eat. They're dumb, and so was that idea."
Hot Pockets
Calzones
Bagel Bites

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Leslie: "Ugh, I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. _____ probably."
Satan
Voldemort
Hitler

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Ron: "I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle, America, megaphone, Monday, _____."
butthole
bladder
boobs

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April: "I want to make out with him and chew his _____ off."
eyebrows
ears
lips

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April: "I swear on this _____ that I will never cook for you."
cook book
dead crow
dinner menu

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Chris: "Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant _____."
women
manatees
elephants

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Donna: "Andy will never be the new Jerry. Nothing embarrasses him. He is like a giant _____ with no shame."
puppy
bunny
baby

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Leslie: "What I hear when I am being yelled at is people _____ loudly at me."
caring
loving
shouting

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Andy: "I tried to make _____ in the coffee pot and I broke everything."
soup
ramen
pasta

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Ron: "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: _____."
tofu
skim milk
broccoli

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Tom: "I want to take that _____ and do terrible things to it."
cheese
cake
chocolate

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Leslie: "We need to remember what's important in life: Friends, _____, and work."
pancakes
crepes
waffles
WOMEN.COM | Quiz Facts

Are you the biggest Parks & Rec fan around? Have you seen every episode? Parks and Recreation might have wrapped up its seven season run back in 2015, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the reruns for years to come. If you're a true fan of the show, then chances are you would be able to finish all of the most memorable and hilarious quotes of all time spoken by Leslie, April, Ron, and the rest of the gang. The Pawnee Parks and Rec office is truly a cast of characters, and after watching them all for seven seasons, we know that you love them all -- especially for all of the wacky things each of them say. It's been a few years, but there's no time like the present to take a short trip back to Pawnee, Indiana. But after all these years, can you remember all the stuff that our favorite gang got up to and what they spoke about to one another? Can you even recall what Ron means when he says "bring me all of your bacon and eggs?" Let's see how well your memory is holding up by seeing if you can finish all these quotes by your favorite Parks and Recreation department, headed up by none other than the famous Leslie Knope. We're going to put your memory to the ultimate test. Only a true fan will get a 100% on the first try! Treat yo' self to a quiz that will test your knowledge of Leslie, Ron, Andy, Ben, and the rest of the Pawnee gang. Good luck!