Quiz: Not Even The Biggest "Parks & Rec" Fans Can Pass This Quotes Quiz

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"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work."

If you're the biggest Parks & Rec fan around, then step right up and take this ultimate quotes trivia test!

 Jun 06, 2019

1 of 40Finish The Parks & Rec Quote!

Ron: "Catching the #12 bus to Satan's _____?"
nostril
armpit
butthole

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Andy: "I'm not crying, okay? I'm allergic to _____."
onions
cats
jerks

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Ron: "Tammy #1 is my blonde _____."
rabbit
chicken
dog

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April: "My mom's _____. That's why I'm so lively and colorful."
Canadian
Italian
Puerto Rican

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Ben: "They would never cancel _____. It's a crossover hit. It's not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they're telling human stories in a fantasy world."
Outlander
Game of Thrones
Supernatural

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Chris: "My body is like a _____. A grain of sand could destroy it!"
microchip
leaf
crystal

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Andy: "I once ate a _____ with the wrapper on, and I've never seen the wrapper come out."
Snickers
Twix
Milky Way

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Ann: "One time I thought he _____. But it was me."
vomited
coughed
farted

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Leslie: "I would never ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be _____."
Equality
Angel
Crystal

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Andy: "I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a _____ on the way home, so... the economy."
McDonald's
Wendy’s
Hardee's

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Tom: "On a scale from one to _____, how is he?"
Michael Jackson
Kid Rock
Chris Brown

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Donna: "If you see Jasmine, tell her she can keep Anthony, but I want my _____ back."
crockpot
microwave
blender

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Tom: "Well, well, well. If it isn't Ethel Beavers. What's up, beautiful? _____ just called; she wants her hair back."
Blake Lively
Kate Middleton
Julianne Moore

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April: "I dig your _____ tunes, man."
swingin'
catchy
groovy

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Leslie: "You jumped into a creek for a _____? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?"
pancake
sandwich
burrito

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Donna: "Luxury dog park. Poodles only, no _____."
pooping
mutts
barking

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Jean-Ralphio: "I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are gonna _____ tears."
cry
piss
drip

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Ben: "I'm sorry, are you eating turkey chili off of a _____?"
car
frisbee
shoe

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Mark: "I've always said, we should go on more dates with _____."
Jerry
Tom
Ron

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Jerry: "Stop being so _____, Kyle."
standoffish
pretentious
obnoxious

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Ron: "The whole thing is a scam. _____ were invented by Hallmark to sell cards."
Anniversaries
Birthdays
Holidays

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Ron: "Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even _____ avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man."
telemarketers
priests
salesmen

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Ken Hotate: "There are two things I know about white people: they love _____ and they are terrified of curses."
Matchbox 20
Nickelback
Counting Crows

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"Tom: "I'm like an _____, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there."
iguana
elephant
antelope

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Ron: "_____ do nothing for me... but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace."
Dancers
Cheerleaders
Strippers

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Ann: "What is your ideal man?" Leslie: "He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of _____."
Bob Saget
Jerry Seinfeld
Joe Biden

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Ron: "Fishing relaxes me. It's like _____, except I still get to kill something."
yoga
prayer
meditation

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Ron: "Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a _____."
legume
vegetable
fruit

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Leslie: "_____ are just pizza but they're harder to eat. They're dumb, and so was that idea."
Bagel Bites
Calzones
Hot Pockets

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Leslie: "Ugh, I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. _____ probably."
Hitler
Voldemort
Satan

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Ron: "I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle, America, megaphone, Monday, _____."
bladder
butthole
boobs

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April: "I want to make out with him and chew his _____ off."
ears
eyebrows
lips

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April: "I swear on this _____ that I will never cook for you."
cook book
dead crow
dinner menu

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Chris: "Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant _____."
elephants
manatees
women

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Donna: "Andy will never be the new Jerry. Nothing embarrasses him. He is like a giant _____ with no shame."
baby
puppy
bunny

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Leslie: "What I hear when I am being yelled at is people _____ loudly at me."
loving
shouting
caring

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Andy: "I tried to make _____ in the coffee pot and I broke everything."
ramen
pasta
soup

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Ron: "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: _____."
broccoli
tofu
skim milk

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Tom: "I want to take that _____ and do terrible things to it."
cake
chocolate
cheese

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Leslie: "We need to remember what's important in life: Friends, _____, and work."
crepes
waffles
pancakes
WOMEN.COM | Quiz Facts

Are you the biggest Parks & Rec fan around? Have you seen every episode? Parks and Recreation might have wrapped up its seven season run back in 2015, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the reruns for years to come. If you're a true fan of the show, then chances are you would be able to finish all of the most memorable and hilarious quotes of all time spoken by Leslie, April, Ron, and the rest of the gang. The Pawnee Parks and Rec office is truly a cast of characters, and after watching them all for seven seasons, we know that you love them all -- especially for all of the wacky things each of them say. It's been a few years, but there's no time like the present to take a short trip back to Pawnee, Indiana. But after all these years, can you remember all the stuff that our favorite gang got up to and what they spoke about to one another? Can you even recall what Ron means when he says "bring me all of your bacon and eggs?" Let's see how well your memory is holding up by seeing if you can finish all these quotes by your favorite Parks and Recreation department, headed up by none other than the famous Leslie Knope. We're going to put your memory to the ultimate test. Only a true fan will get a 100% on the first try! Treat yo' self to a quiz that will test your knowledge of Leslie, Ron, Andy, Ben, and the rest of the Pawnee gang. Good luck!