Quiz: Only A True Gilmore Girls Fan Will Know These 15 Hilarious Quotes

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How well do you know the witty one-liners and hilariously memorable quotes from the hit TV show Gilmore Girls?

 Oct 06, 2016

1 of 15Who said it?

"When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy."
Rory
Christopher
Emily

2 of 15Who said it?

"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them."
Kirk
Michel
Richard

3 of 15Who said it?

"Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch."
Richard
Max
Luke

4 of 15Who said it?

"I have no patience for jam hands."
Dean
Rory
Luke

5 of 15Who said it?

"I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie."
Lorelai
Emily
Paris

6 of 15Who said it?

"Oy with the poodles already."
Lorelai
Jess
Logan

7 of 15Who said it?

"I can't date. I'm not genetically set up for it."
Max
Paris
Luke

8 of 15Who said it?

"And if eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right."
Paris
Lane
Lorelai

9 of 15Who said it?

"How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?"
Paris
Tristan
Rory

10 of 15Who said it?

"If you're going to throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle."
Luke
Christopher
Lorelai

11 of 15Who said it?

"You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it."
Kirk
Logan
Sookie

12 of 15Who said it?

"I just got hit by a deer."
Rory
Lane
Michel

13 of 15Who said it?

"You were a good cake, Clyde. I never should have named you."
Richard
Sookie
Kirk

14 of 15Who said it?

"Someone prepared deviled eggs to throw at my car?"
Paris
Dean
Jess

15 of 15Who said it?

"It's so satisfying to watch people exercise while you eat junk food."
Luke
Lane
Sookie
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