Quiz: How Well Do You Remember "Ernest Saves Christmas"?

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"I am one with the Yuletide, know what I mean?"

How well can you recall the plot of the classic holiday comedy film "Ernest Saves Christmas" starring Jim Varney?

 Dec 12, 2016
1 of 10Where does Santa Claus first travel to from the North Pole?
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San Francisco, California
Chicago, Illinois
Orlando, Florida
2 of 10How does Ernest first meet Santa Claus?
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Working as a waiter
Working as a taxi driver
Working as a dentist
3 of 10Why is Santa Claus in town?
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To rent a summer vacation home
To hire a replacement Santa Claus
To deliver late Christmas gifts
4 of 10Who has been chosen to be the new Santa Claus?
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Children's pediatrician Mark Mueller
Children's TV host Joe Carruthers
Children's teacher Dave Shepard
5 of 10Finish Joe's catchphrase:
"They never get old. They always stay new. Those three little words, __________."
I love you
Please and Thank You
Me and you
6 of 10What does Santa leave in the back of Ernest's cab?
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His cookies and milk
His magic sack
His Naughty or Nice list
7 of 10Joe's agent Marty Brock misunderstands Santa's name as __________.
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Mr. Sanders
Mr. Santos
Mr. Claude
8 of 10Nearing retirement age, how old is Santa?
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9 of 10How does Ernest break Santa out of jail?
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Picking the locks on the jail cell
Convincing the police he suffers from "infectious insanity"
Sneaking into the jail with Santa's elves
10 of 10When Joe finally agrees to become Santa, what happens to Ernest?
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He gets unlimited cookies and milk
He gets his pick of presents from the magic sack
He gets to drive the sleigh the first year
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