"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk."
What's not to love about Ron Swanson? He loves his country, not doing much and breakfast foods. As a man who lives proudly "off the grid," Ron's a master carpenter, a suave saxophonist, and a proud carnivore. Patriotic, cynical and with a penchant for breakfast foods, Ron Swanson is a man's man and the no nonsense director of the Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana. Played by Nick Offerman, Ronald Ulysses Swanson is an oft-quoted character because of his signature deadpan delivery and masculine persona. But just how much do you really know about everyone's favorite bacon-loving, government-hating, gold-burying, banana-battling alpha specimen? And how well do you remember all of his meatiest morsels of wisdom? It's time to take the ultimate Ron Swanson quote challenge. Let's see if you can recall all of Ron Swanson's random and hilarious musings. All you need to do is look at a series of incomplete quotes from Ron Swanson and fill in the blanks with the correct missing words. Sound easy enough? It won't be! We've compiled some tricky quotes along with some of Ron's more memorable one liners? So will you make Ron Swanson proud and get a perfect score on this quiz? Or will you fail miserably and be made fun of endlessly by Ron himself? Only one way to find out! Hit the play button now and show us what you've got! Best of luck to you on this quiz... or as Ron would say, "I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."