Science Proves It: The More Coffee You Drink, The Better You Are In Bed

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Your Skinny Vanilla Latte addiction is good for your love life.

My ideal morning agenda looks a little something like this:

1. SEX

2. COFFEE

3. WAFFLES

4. REPEAT

Apparently I’m onto something, because even science agrees that my morning coffee habit is good for my sexual prowess.

Grab your grande Skinny Vanilla Latte from Starbucks and enjoy these five sexy benefits of coffee.

1. Coffee increases female libido.

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Researches have found that coffee can actually make your horny. With each sip you take, your sex drive and blood flow to the genitals increases.

2. Coffee decreases male erectile dysfunction.

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Researchers have also found that men who drink two to three cups of coffee a day don’t get ED as frequently. Goodbye, whiskey dick; hello, coffee cock!

3. Coffee gives you stamina.

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Athletes who drink a cup of java before a workout have increased performance. And since sex is the best exercise, why not combine the two? You’ll have more endurance in no time.

4. Coffee reduces stress.

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Did you know that smelling the aroma of coffee can reduce stress levels when you are sleep deprived? If you’re less stressed out, you’re way more likely to climax. It’s a win-win.

5. Coffee makes you alert.

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Coffee, sex, wood — three words that sound better with morning in front of them. Think about it: coffee is one of the best ways to wake up in the morning. And the more awake you are, the more morning sex you’ll be likely to have.

So what are you waiting for? Finish that coffee so you can really finish, if you know what I mean.

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