13 Random Thoughts That All Women Have Secretly Had In The Shower

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Do I really need to shave today?

Showering as a female is an interesting experience, to say the least. From all the shaving to all the exfoliating, women spend a good amount of time in the shower. And that leaves them a lot of time to think.

Here are the 13 random thoughts all women have in the shower:

1. (While singing)... Dude I am basically Adele.

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I could totally make it on American Idol.

2. When's the last time I shaved my legs? Last week? Two weeks ago?

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Meh... I'll wear pants.

3. How do people have sex in this thing?

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IRL you just slip all over the place, nooooo thank you

4. Ugh, shoulda peed before I got in here.

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Saves water if I just go while I'm here... right? Shhhh no one will know.

5. Why the hell is it called a loofah?

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w t f

6. “I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine…”

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WOOOOAHHHHH

7. I'll probably have at least 15 missed texts by the time I get out of here

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(Let's be real, girl, you'll have 1 if you're lucky)

8.Clutching shampoo bottle “I’d like to thank the Academy…”

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This is such an honor, and so unexpected!

9. Wait... what was that noise? Someone's 100% out there!!!

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Can I use this body wash as a weapon???? CALL 911!!

10. How does my salon lady make this feel so much better than I can?

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Sigh, it's just never the same

11. WOAH where did all the freaking hot water go!????

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Haaaaalpppppp!!!

12. MY EYES, MY EYES, SHAMPOO IN MY EYES

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

13. TBH, I wish I was taking a bubble bath.

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SHARE what random thoughts you have in the shower!