Showering as a female is an interesting experience, to say the least. From all the shaving to all the exfoliating, women spend a good amount of time in the shower. And that leaves them a lot of time to think.
Here are the 13 random thoughts all women have in the shower:
1. (While singing)... Dude I am basically Adele.
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I could totally make it on American Idol.
2. When's the last time I shaved my legs? Last week? Two weeks ago?
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Meh... I'll wear pants.
3. How do people have sex in this thing?
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IRL you just slip all over the place, nooooo thank you
4. Ugh, shoulda peed before I got in here.
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Shhhh no one will know.
5. Why the hell is it called a loofah?
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w t f
6. “I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine…”
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WOOOOAHHHHH
7. I'll probably have at least 15 missed texts by the time I get out of here
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(Let's be real, girl, you'll have 1 if you're lucky)
8.Clutching shampoo bottle “I’d like to thank the Academy…”
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This isso unexpected!
9. What was that noise.....
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IS SOMEONE OUT THERE???
10. Why do we put shampoo on before conditioner, anyway?
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Who freaking knows.
11. OMG OMG where did the hot water go???
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Haaaaalpppppp!!!
12. MY EYES, MY EYES, SHAMPOO IN MY EYES
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
13. TBH, I just wish I was taking a bubble bath.
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SHARE what random thoughts you have in the shower!