This Is The Hardest Texas Lingo Quiz You'll Ever Take. Can You Pass?

Saddle on up and take this quiz!

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 Feb 07, 2019
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Question: 1/18Pick Your Answer!


When you hear _____, you think of fried foods and Big Tex.
The Alamo
Dallas Cowboys
Texas State Fair

Question: 2/18Pick Your Answer!


What song are you bound to hear at any Texas Rangers baseball game?
"All My Ex's Live In Texas"
“Deep in the Heart of Texas"
"That's Right (You're Not from Texas)"

Question: 3/18Pick Your Answer!


When you're craving something sweet, only _____ ice cream will do.
Bryers
Ben & Jerrys
Blue Bell

Question: 4/18Pick Your Answer!


What's the go-to grocery story for almost every Texan?
Walgreens
CVS
HEB

Question: 5/18Pick Your Answer!


If you're not Aggie, chances are you're a _____ instead.
Chief
Bengal
Longhorn

Question: 6/18Pick Your Answer!


TGIF! That means only one thing in the South: _____.
Friday Night Lights
Friday Night Partying
Friday Night Fishfry

Question: 7/18Pick Your Answer!


Are you ready for some football? Who are you rooting for?
The Dallas Cowboys
The Houston Dynamo
The San Antonio Spurs

Question: 8/18Pick Your Answer!


If someone calls you “a few pickles short of a barrel," you should be _____.
grateful
happy
offended

Question: 9/18Pick Your Answer!


What is Texans' sauce of choice for that oh-so flavorful chicken-fried steak?
cream gravy
ranch
steak sauce

Question: 10/18Pick Your Answer!


What cheerful word is the Texas state motto?
"Freedom"
"Friendship"
"Family"

Question: 11/18Pick Your Answer!


If you see Bevo walking around, chances are you're at a _____ game.
Dallas Cowboys
University of Texas at Austin
Texas A&M

Question: 12/18Pick Your Answer!


What Texas city is similar to Asheville, North Carolina for its liberal, hippie culture?
San Antonio
Houston
Austin

Question: 13/18Pick Your Answer!


Finish the famous lyric: "All my _____ live in Texas!"
exes
brothers
friends

Question: 14/18Pick Your Answer!


What Texas burger chain is known for its orange and white exterior?
White Castle
Whataburger
Hardee's

Question: 15/18Pick Your Answer!


Everyone knows Texas has always been a majority _____ state politically.
purple
red
blue

Question: 16/18Pick Your Answer!


Finish the phrase: "Don't _____ with Texas!"
Fight
Mess
Argue

Question: 17/18Pick Your Answer!


Exactly how many stars are on the Texas state flag?
1
50
5

Question: 18/18Pick Your Answer!


Darn right, you'll always have so much pride for the _____!
Alamo State
Show Me State
Lone Star State
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