Are Your Country Roots Deep Enough To Score You 100% On This Southern Test?

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What's your Southern score?

How much do you know about the South? Take this quiz to test your skills on everything from the slang to the food of the deep South!

 Jul 27, 2018

1 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

If you're misbehaving, you are being:
Three sheets to the wind
A britch
Ugly

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If you're misguided, you must be:
Waiting for the cows to come home
Amounting to a hill of beans
Barking at the wrong tree

3 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

What were the main cash crops in the Southern colonies?
Tobacco and cotton
Corn and sugar
Wheat and opium

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Which of the following means a dramatic loss of temper?
A hissy fit
Losing one's knickers
A BF

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If you're piddling, you are:
Dancing
Wasting time
Acting out of control

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The Antebellum Era was marked by _________.
the longest period of drought in the South
George Washington's presidency
an era of economic growth in the South

7 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

If you don't have a pot to piss in, you must be really:
Broke
Stinky
Annoying

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Mud boggin' is _____.
when an argument turns to insults
a sport involving 4x4 trucks in tire-deep mud
a party game for children involving digging for worms

9 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

What was the Underground Railroad?
A network of secret routes used to help slaves in Southern states escape
An underground tunnel used by slave owners
A railroad used only by Union soldiers

10 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

Roll Tide is the rally chant for which University?
Auburn University
LSU
University of Alabama

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Shoofly pie is made from ____.
molasses
pumpkin
chocolate

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What were the Southern states called in the Civil War?
The Confederacy
The Union
The Libertarians

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Boiling is to ___ as baking is to a cake.
Peanuts
Potatoes
Carrots

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Biscuits are commonly served with ________.
Sausage gravy
Banana pudding
Cinnamon sugar

15 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

'Who Dat' is a chant for the:
Giants
Raiders
Saints

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What was the importance of the Louisiana Purchase?
It solidified France and the U.S.'s relationship
It doubled the size of the U.S.
Both of these

17 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

What's another recognized name for boiled peanuts?
Goober peas
Bubba balls
Salty drops

18 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

What invention significantly changed agriculture in the South?
Siri
Cotton gin
Gutenberg press

19 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

What are the main ingredients in Hoppin' John?
Black beans and cornmeal
Pinto beans and grits
Black-eyed peas and rice

20 of 20Take your pick, y'all!

What is the nickname for the southeastern part of the United States?
Dixie
Down Under
Sunshine
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So you think you're from the South? Are you a true Southern belle, or is your knowledge of everything south of the Mason-Dixon Line more reminiscent of a Yankee's? If you grew up south of the Mason-Dixon line, you'll be able to pass this quiz easily... right? Are you from Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Mississippi, or Arkansas? Then don't get your britches twisted or your panties in a knot! Grab your overalls and a John Deere hat and come take this quiz. If you're anything like us, you've got a hankerin' for sweet tea and hush puppies. Have you ever watched a full Nascar race? ... been to a beauty pageant? ... been to a rodeo? Does your dream home have a front porch and rocking chairs? Have you ever had a crush on someone in a cowboy hat? Do you have southern drawl ? Would you agree that dixie isn't a place, it's a way of life? If you've never been south of the Mason-Dixon line, bless your heart! So sit a spell and answer these questions to see if you have what it takes to pass as a real southern belle or proper gentleman. Don't worry, we won't tan your hide if you don't pass! So what are you waiting for? Hit the play button and take this ultimate Southern quiz to get your Southern score!