Quiz: Can You Answer These 22 Questions Every Farmer Should Know?

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Are you a farmer for life?

Farming isn't for the faint of heart! You should know, because you grew up on a farm, or run one now! Can you pass the quiz to prove it?

 Dec 28, 2016
1 of 22Pick your answer!
It's time to wake up:
When the alarm goes off.
When it's light out.
Before the sun comes up.
2 of 22Pick your answer!
Hay is the best for:
Feeding animals, obviously.
Building castles and forts. Duh.
Fire hazard...
3 of 22Pick your answer!
______ are the shoes you wear most often.
Justin boots.
Muck boots.
Tennis shoes.
4 of 22Pick your answer!
Having your own farm means you can take vacation whenever.
Are you serious? Who will watch the animals?
Obviously. I vacation all the time.
Yeah right.
5 of 22Pick your answer!
Is it ok to bring a goat inside the house?
Ok? He comes in whenever he wants.
If it's really cold out, then yes.
No! Gross.
6 of 22Pick your answer!
You were ____ years old when you first drove a tractor.
7 of 22Pick your answer!
The county fair is coming. You:
Can't wait to ride the new rides!
Are getting ready to show an animal.
Have your roses all ready.
8 of 22Pick your answer!
Your closest neighbors are:
At least a mile away.
Within shouting distance.
I can reach out and touch their house next to mine.
9 of 22Pick your answer!
You've run out of milk. Now what?
Order it online. It'll be here in a few days.
Uh, we never run out. Dairy cows, anyone?
I have to drive 20 minutes to the nearest store.
10 of 22Pick your answer!
There's a blizzard. You get the day off, right?
HA! No.
I'll wait til it lightens up a bit.
11 of 22Pick your answer!
It's Saturday! What do you have planned?
I'm going shopping!
Whatever I want!
Up at dawn, feed animals, work, feed animals, feed self, sleep.
12 of 22Pick your answer!
You have too many:
Cats. I admit it.
Shoes. I love shoes.
I never have too many of anything.
13 of 22Pick your answer!
Your workout consists of:
I workout every day: Throwing hay, lifting buckets, moving huge animals.
I go for a walk after dinner.
Heading to the gym for some cardio.
14 of 22Pick your answer!
How many animals have you seen born?
Too many to count.
None, and I'd like to keep it that way.
My cat had kittens. Once.
15 of 22Pick your answer!
What is FFA?
Something to do with soccer.
A government branch like EPA.
Uh, the greatest organization for high schoolers ever!
16 of 22Pick your answer!
Rain is:
Good, as long as hay's not down.
A little depressing.
Great for a movie day!
17 of 22Pick your answer!
What does a barn smell like?
Like animals and poop. Gross.
Earthy and lovely.
I don't smell anything.
18 of 22Pick your answer!
It's 10pm. Where are you?
In bed. I have to get up early.
Out having fun!
19 of 22Pick your answer!
Summer is when ________.
Prime season comes around, obviously.
I get serious tan-lines. I look like a panda.
I get to enjoy bikini season!
20 of 22Pick your answer!
You go to the auction yard ____ times a year.
A dozen times or more. Cheap cattle galore!
Once or twice.
What's an auction yard?
21 of 22Pick your answer!
Do you know how to ride a horse?
Nope. We have cars now you know.
I tried it. Once.
Of course! I can ride cows and sheep, too.
22 of 22Pick your answer!
Baling twine can be used for ________.
Anything. Ever.
I have no idea.
Baling hay, of course.
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