Quiz: Can You Answer These 22 Questions Every Farmer Should Know?

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Are you a farmer for life?

Farming isn't for the faint of heart! You should know, because you grew up on a farm, or run one now! Can you pass the quiz to prove it?

 Dec 28, 2016
1 of 22Pick your answer!
It's time to wake up:
When it's light out.
When the alarm goes off.
Before the sun comes up.
2 of 22Pick your answer!
Hay is the best for:
Building castles and forts. Duh.
Fire hazard...
Feeding animals, obviously.
3 of 22Pick your answer!
______ are the shoes you wear most often.
Tennis shoes.
Justin boots.
Muck boots.
4 of 22Pick your answer!
Having your own farm means you can take vacation whenever.
Yeah right.
Obviously. I vacation all the time.
Are you serious? Who will watch the animals?
5 of 22Pick your answer!
Is it ok to bring a goat inside the house?
Ok? He comes in whenever he wants.
If it's really cold out, then yes.
No! Gross.
6 of 22Pick your answer!
You were ____ years old when you first drove a tractor.
7 of 22Pick your answer!
The county fair is coming. You:
Have your roses all ready.
Can't wait to ride the new rides!
Are getting ready to show an animal.
8 of 22Pick your answer!
Your closest neighbors are:
I can reach out and touch their house next to mine.
Within shouting distance.
At least a mile away.
9 of 22Pick your answer!
You've run out of milk. Now what?
Order it online. It'll be here in a few days.
Uh, we never run out. Dairy cows, anyone?
I have to drive 20 minutes to the nearest store.
10 of 22Pick your answer!
There's a blizzard. You get the day off, right?
HA! No.
I'll wait til it lightens up a bit.
11 of 22Pick your answer!
It's Saturday! What do you have planned?
Up at dawn, feed animals, work, feed animals, feed self, sleep.
I'm going shopping!
Whatever I want!
12 of 22Pick your answer!
You have too many:
Cats. I admit it.
I never have too many of anything.
Shoes. I love shoes.
13 of 22Pick your answer!
Your workout consists of:
I workout every day: Throwing hay, lifting buckets, moving huge animals.
Heading to the gym for some cardio.
I go for a walk after dinner.
14 of 22Pick your answer!
How many animals have you seen born?
My cat had kittens. Once.
None, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Too many to count.
15 of 22Pick your answer!
What is FFA?
A government branch like EPA.
Uh, the greatest organization for high schoolers ever!
Something to do with soccer.
16 of 22Pick your answer!
Rain is:
Good, as long as hay's not down.
Great for a movie day!
A little depressing.
17 of 22Pick your answer!
What does a barn smell like?
Earthy and lovely.
I don't smell anything.
Like animals and poop. Gross.
18 of 22Pick your answer!
It's 10pm. Where are you?
Out having fun!
In bed. I have to get up early.
19 of 22Pick your answer!
Summer is when ________.
I get serious tan-lines. I look like a panda.
I get to enjoy bikini season!
Prime season comes around, obviously.
20 of 22Pick your answer!
You go to the auction yard ____ times a year.
Once or twice.
A dozen times or more. Cheap cattle galore!
What's an auction yard?
21 of 22Pick your answer!
Do you know how to ride a horse?
Of course! I can ride cows and sheep, too.
Nope. We have cars now you know.
I tried it. Once.
22 of 22Pick your answer!
Baling twine can be used for ________.
Anything. Ever.
I have no idea.
Baling hay, of course.
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