Take a look at your phone. Open up your texts. Glance at your recently used emojis.
Which ones do you see?
Because I see the clown, a knife, a police siren, a unicorn, a tomato, an angry face, and the devil emoticon.
Ummmm, am I okay?
It made me get to thinking: what exactly do your most frequently used emojis say about you? What do they say about your love life? Your flirting style?
Although I am not an expert emoji analyst, I do have a lot of experience deciphering text messages, particularly of boys I spend endless hours flirting with. So, I decided to take a look at some people's frequently used emojis and do some scientific research. Did I notice any patterns? Are there themes? Could I tell anything about a person from the emoticons that they used?
I asked some people to send in their frequently used emojis. Here we go...
So, this woman lives a normal and sane life.The type of girl you want to be. She probably does her laundry on time, and doesn't let dishes pile up in the sink. My evidence of this is that she uses the emojis for silverware and house, neither of which I have ever used I think.
There are a lot of faces going on here--so she is not afraid to be emotional in conversation. This is probably the type of person who is a good listener and engaged when you are talking to her. Unlike my frequently used emojis, which involved both the devil face and the clown emoji.
Additionally she likes pizza, tacos, and champagne-- so we can all go over to have dinner at her clean house with silverware later.
Ummmmm, someone needs to check on this girl, because she is NOT okay. This frequently used emoji list definitely tells a story. Looks like homegirl fell in love, got married, and then something very bad happened. She went all home alone at her wedding, then Runaway Bride'd in that tiny red car, found love again with someone new, and then that guy... DIED?
She was kind of like...whatever about it, and then she took a nap. After the nap she felt better (thumbs up!) but then all the sudden it was Halloween! She hates Halloween, so she left town in that trolley car, but ultimately the police found her, under suspicion for killing her 2nd husband.
What a story!
Either this person is a kickboxer, an activist, or loves to punch people. Also, she clearly loves to work out, because I see both a soccer goal and some tennis shoes. Also the sad walking person. Maybe she also likes taking leisurely strolls.
I notice the mai tai drink and then also the umbrella, so maybe while she works out she also likes listening to "if you like pina coladas, and getting lost in the rain."
Also, experiencing a taco theme.
This girl knows how to have a good time. Between the palm tree, the sunshine, the red wine, the unicorn, the taco, the cool guy smiley with sunglasses, that lipstick, and the horny devil — I feel like she knows how to properly utilize a weekend.
The bunny throws me off. A pet bunny? A playboy bunny? Who knows.
What do your recently used emojis say about you? Share this article, and have your friends post their recently used in the comment section. Then analyze their emoticons!!!