The 7 Peens You'll Encounter By The Age Of 30

1. Circumcised

You'll probably encounter a bunch of these in your lifetime.

2. Uncircumcised

And some of these, especially if you're in Europe.

3. Curved Left

I like to call this "The Zoolander."

4. Curved Right

The whole curved situation can either work for you or against you, but either way, it takes a little bit of experimentation.

5. The One Sent From God Above

If you're lucky, you'll be blessed with the perfect you know what at least once.

6. The Micro

Is it, do you, where is it, am I missing something? You call your best friend from the bathroom, "girl, I can't find it!"

7. The Moody One

It's a real up and down situation.

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