1. Circumcised
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You'll probably encounter a bunch of these in your lifetime.
2. Uncircumcised
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And some of these, especially if you're in Europe.
3. Curved Left
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I like to call this "The Zoolander."
4. Curved Right
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The whole curved situation can either work for you or against you, but either way, it takes a little bit of experimentation.
5. The One Sent From God Above
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If you're lucky, you'll be blessed with the perfect you know what at least once.
6. The Micro
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Is it, do you, where is it, am I missing something? You call your best friend from the bathroom, "girl, I can't find it!"
7. The Moody One
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It's a real up and down situation.