The 7 Peens You'll Encounter By The Age Of 30

One for every day of the week!

1. Circumcised


You'll probably encounter a bunch of these in your lifetime.

2. Uncircumcised


And some of these, especially if you're in Europe.

3. Curved Left


I like to call this "The Zoolander."

4. Curved Right


The whole curved situation can either work for you or against you, but either way, it takes a little bit of experimentation.

5. The One Sent From God Above


If you're lucky, you'll be blessed with the perfect you know what at least once.

6. The Micro


Is it, do you, where is it, am I missing something? You call your best friend from the bathroom, "girl, I can't find it!"

7. The Moody One


It's a real up and down situation.