Melania Trumps Bizarre Social Media Presence: An Investigation
I went through her entire Twitter so you don't have to.
1. On Thursday...
We wear pony tails.
3. I also made this face last night
When the food delivery guy was late.
4. Serious question: why does she keep posting grainy photos of herself?
Doesn't she have like, a million good ones probably?
5. Okay guys
I'm sorry but I can't get over the grainy photo thing.
6. GRAINY PHOTO GRAINY PHOTO
WHY SO MANY!!!!
7. Very important Zoolander throwback
As to why she chose this screenshot, we remain unsure.
8. Is this a salad bar?
There's no lettuce. Radishes, onions, and cheddar cheese we see? Maybe it's an omelette bar? Not sure what this is exactly.
9. SUMMER RESIDENCE SELFIE
We all know that selfie. You know, the one we take on our way to our summer residence. (Also, what is this phone holding technique?)
Very plain fish!
11. This looks way more my speed.
But I would wager 1 million dollars that she did not make this.
12. I am woman, hear me roar
Side note: she posts a LOT of photos of roses. And flowers in general. Like, every other photo is a photo of a flower. Someone get Melania into a garden it's the only place she wants to be I think!
13. Have you ever been willing to risk it all...
Just for some Louis Vuitton luggage
14. I ALSO love Christmas time.
You know, that Christmas dragon we all know and love.
15. Here is a stock photo of some frozen yogurt
Which is NOT clean eating I think?
16. Okay, I'm done.
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