Melania Trumps Bizarre Social Media Presence: An Investigation

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I went through her entire Twitter so you don't have to.

1. On Thursday...

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We wear pony tails.

2. AHHHHHHHH

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

3. I also made this face last night

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When the food delivery guy was late.

4. Serious question: why does she keep posting grainy photos of herself?

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Doesn't she have like, a million good ones probably?

5. Okay guys

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I'm sorry but I can't get over the grainy photo thing.

6. GRAINY PHOTO GRAINY PHOTO

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!!!!!!!

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WHY SO MANY!!!!

7. Very important Zoolander throwback

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As to why she chose this screenshot, we remain unsure.

8. Is this a salad bar?

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There's no lettuce. Radishes, onions, and cheddar cheese we see? Maybe it's an omelette bar? Not sure what this is exactly.

9. SUMMER RESIDENCE SELFIE

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We all know that selfie. You know, the one we take on our way to our summer residence. (Also, what is this phone holding technique?)

10. Delicious!

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Very plain fish!

11. This looks way more my speed.

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But I would wager 1 million dollars that she did not make this.

12. I am woman, hear me roar

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Side note: she posts a LOT of photos of roses. And flowers in general. Like, every other photo is a photo of a flower. Someone get Melania into a garden it's the only place she wants to be I think!

13. Have you ever been willing to risk it all...

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Just for some Louis Vuitton luggage

14. I ALSO love Christmas time.

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You know, that Christmas dragon we all know and love.

15. Here is a stock photo of some frozen yogurt

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Which is NOT clean eating I think?

16. Okay, I'm done.

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